It seems like the best part of watching talent competitions like American Idol, Britain’s Got Talent–and a slew of others–is the even more memorable bad acts. And the biggest offenders in the bad acts category seems to be the slutty auditions: Y’know–boob showing, butt showing, gratuitous display of sexxxxuality. Let’s have another round of laughs at the 10 sluttiest talent show auditions of all time.

1. The Gong Show: In a segment called Have you got a Nickel?, lesson learned: The ugly one is always better

2. America’s Got Talent: Busty boob smasher should be registered as a lethal weapon

3. America’s Got Talent: Assbreaker–if this dude smashed body parts with the boob smasher, things could get explosive.

4. Sweden’s Got Talent: Naked Crisp Bread dancers almost show their Swedish meatballs (NSFW).

5. Britain’s Got Talent: Bouncy Daiquiri Dusk performs a burlesque Highland Scottish dance with a topless ending. Which is totally necessary for traditional Scottish dance, last I heard. The camera pans out to her back, but you  do get to see a quick flash of side boobies.

6. Britain’s Got Talent: Fabia Cerra–housewife, mother, former dancer and MILF. Okay maybe not. Topless at 2:15.

7. America’s Got Talent: Knight Rider stripper–You know the Hoff had a boner the minute he saw that car. Take note of the booty popping and the kiddies covering their eyes!

8. American Idol: ‘Bikini Girl’ Katrina Darrell auditions in appropriate attire–if you’re a cumdumpster. And just for the record, any girl named Katrina is inevitably going to be a whore. Further slutty evidence: She makes out with Ryan Seacrest.

9. America’s Got Talent: Pole champ Nichole Romana makes it through to Vegas. But where else would a pole dancer go?

10. The Gong Show: No love for the fat chicks, huh? I loved her act, but then again, I love faulty plumbing. Bah dum bum psh.

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