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A Florida woman was arrested last night after she was spotted with a bulge in her pants at a 7-Eleven. And the store clerk had a feeling it wasn’t a big, fat uncut sausage, except it was..

Meet Brittany Gariepy. The Florida woman was departing a 7-Eleven last night when a store clerk noticed a suspicious bulge in the front of the 20-year-old’s pants. Concerned that Gariepy may have been shoplifting, convenience store employees contacted a cop, who approached Gariepy in the parking lot. Though she initially denied swiping anything, Gariepy was confronted with evidence spotted inside her vehicle: an empty wrapper for a $1.19 Big Mama pickled sausage.

According to reports, Gariepy consumed the sausage after leaving the store and was charged with shoplifting. And as a bonus, she got slapped with a drug paraphernalia charge for having a dirty meth pipe in her car.

Via The Smoking Gun

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