OMG Blog: You do not want this guy to give you a hand job. Or maybe….

LA Rag Mag: Britney spends $10 million a year

Blog of Hilarity: Microsoft builds a ‘house of tomorrow’ and in the future,

YepYep: Bahama Friday hits NY:

Popbytes: Nine (the musical) trailer starring Sophia Loren, Penelope Cruz, Nicole Kidman, Judi Dench, Marion Cotillard and Fergie in a Musical! Gaygasm!!!! Oh, and is that Fergie Ferg singing in the trailer?

Epic Carnival: Chicago Bulls’ Joakim Noah hit’s the beach with a human flotation device

NextRound: Best faceplant you’ll see today

Dlisted: Now I see why Jennifer Aniston was smoking this guy’s dick!

IHeartChaos: Little kid has outrageous reaction to hot sauce

Oh Lala Mag: Brooke Shields back to her modeling roots, looking fab in Kurv magazine