The beautiful and very orange Cristiano Ronaldo was recorded checking out a teammate’s bulge during a warm up–and the look on his face is priceless! It’s as if he’s a 5-year-old and just saw his father’s penis and was like When do I get a big peepee? You know he’s going to be first in line to find a spot next to this dude in the showers.

Check the jump if you want to see Cristiano Ronaldo checking out his own bulge! THIS WILL NOT DISAPPOINT!

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