Oh, this man is totally a romantic. How can anyone resist him?

Arnold Schwarzenegger‘s new autobiography is being regarded as the “tell-all” of the season, but one person hasn’t read it yet — his estranged wife, Maria Shriver.

And no, it’s not because he’s afraid of her thoughts regarding his cheating; it’s because he doesn’t want to give her any money for it.

From TMZ:

Even though Arnold and Maria were together 34 years and married for 25 and a good chunk of the book is about their relationship … we’re told Arnold has made it clear to her … the book is HIS, and she will not be getting any part of his multi-million dollar advance or any royalties.

And even better, he’s been call “stingy” when it comes to reaching a monetary settlement in their divorce. According to one source, he’s treating it all as a “business deal” and you know, not seen as him actually cheating on his wife with that ugly ass housekeeper and having a kid with her.

And because it just wouldn’t be finished without some craziness: Arnold is apparently asking Maria to take him back, but for some reason, she’s declining.

Wow, I wonder why…

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