This Britney Spears concert tour just keeps getting better. First, her pussy falls out. Next, she’s got a tampon string sticking out of her hoohah. And now, a crazy homobot fan jumped on stage and scared the shit out of her during her performance of Womanizer in Connecticut on Saturday! But how can you blame him? You know every other homo in the audience wanted to do the same shit. The gays get all “MUST…TOUCH…BRITNEY.” It’s just the natural response for gay men. Sort of like blowjobs in bathrooms during gay pride parades.