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This hot mess is an Ohio woman named Mary Elizabeth Torres who was arrested for driving with an alcohol level three times over the legal limit. She had her 3-year-old son, 6-year-old son and 6-year-old niece seated in the car without seat belts.

According to the police report, “Torres practically fell to the ground when officers asked her to step out of the vehicle. She admitted to downing four shots a half an hour before getting behind the wheel with the children in her care.”

WATCH THE VIDEO REPORT AFTER THE JUMP!