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Cameroon’s First Lady Chantal Biya and Paris Hilton pose for a hot mess photo in LA. Chantal–my new BFF–joined several other first ladies at a gala for the African First Ladies Health Summit last night. Daily Mail is touting my girl Chantal as “Africa’s most glamorous first lady,” and I have to say I can’t agree with them more. Her hair alone deserves its own photo credit. Just looking at Paris Hilton you can tell Chantal’s thinking “I would like to eat you right now, but your whore ass insides must taste like sperm, I want cake filling.” I sort of get a vibe that while at home she might be like the character Eviline from “The Wiz.” Totally bitchy, always hungry and sits on a toilet as a throne.
Like this:
Below: Chantal Biya, Chantal Biya’s hair and UK first lady Sarah Brown.
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First off – this woman looks like the drag queen spawn of the cowardly lion and Patti LaBelle. It reminds me of the girls I used to have to ride with on the Number 22 bus through the Mission in San Francisco where they had to have hairdos big enough to hide their guns.
Shriek!
I also had the pleasure – although I am dating myself (what else is new – baroom-ching!) by saying that i had the exquisite pleasure of seeing Mabel King (remember “That’s my mama?”) as Evilene in the Chicago production of The Wiz at the Shubert Theatre.
But lemme tell you – bad news or no – there is no excuse for that drag queen’s hair. I don’t care what country you’re from. Get a gay, honey – you need one!!
The eyebrows,tha hair and the green face are not in style anywhere in this planet……maybe she is from Mars?
“…drag queen spawn of the cowardly lion and Patti LaBelle…”
just made me spit out some coffee, i laughed so hard.
this is the most glamorous First Lady on Earth!
I’ll be her gay!
[...] Chantal Biya wasn’t the only the bish with hair that looked a hot ass mess at the African First Ladies Summit this week. Yes, I’m talking to you, Naomi Campbell. Consider this an open letter–a plea: I really think you should consider buying a new wig. What’s up with the mile-high hair line? Get the kilo of coke our of your nose, pour some Visine in your eyes and clear out those Transition lenses–You need a new wig. Don’t you work in fashion? Aren’t there plenty of gays to tell you the yak on your head is inching its way off? PETA should throw a bucket of primer on top of your head cuz that shit is a living, breathing creature that wants to escape. Get your Russian billionaire boyfriend to buy you a Tyra wig. You could probably suck dick in a Tyra wig and that shit would stay perfect. No frayed edges or anything. Just a suggestion, Noms. [...]
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