A 10-year-old girl in Australia has captured singer Pink’s breath in a bottle, and she’s got it up for sale on Ebay!

All together now: WHAT THE FUCK?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The seller claims that her daughter was able to get close enough to Pink at her Funhouse tour in Melbourne, back in August, and captured the So What singer’s breath.  “My daughter is such a huge fan that she thought of this on her own and got close enough for her to breath in the bottle and catch her breath in a bottle,” she wrote.

Already at 18 bids, the bottled breath has jumped to almost $30. Pink took to Twitter to respond (READ: Let everyone know that this bish is crazy):

@Pink: Wow. Someone is selling my breath on ebay. My breath. How did they get my BREATH?!?

Here’s the description from the seller:

PINK’S BREATH IN A BOTTLE

YES WEIRD BUT TRUE

This was captured by my 10 year old at her Melbourne concert .on the 14th of August 2009

My Daughter is such a huge Fan That she Thought of this on her own and got close enough for her to breath in the bottle ,

She has kept This bottle since the concert BUT She now wants to save any from this bottle money to try and meet Pink One Day So thats why she has decided to sell it.

My Daughter Has asked that it go to someone that will Tresure it and Respect it for What it REALLY IS

She has also Taken Pics with the Ticket So you Know she was really at the concert

The bottle has never been opened since as there is no way in the world she would EVER allow it .

More images after the jump!

Tip via @HegedusEricC