For $5, you can cover up your dog or kitty’s EMBARRASSING exposed anus. Y’know, because animals are so ashamed to be naked. I believe Johnny Weir has one for his anus, though instead of a flower pedal, it’s in the shape of a bullseye.

Here’s a product description:

Is your pet feeling left in the dirt because of his/her unsightly rear? I’ve got them covered… Rear Gear is handmade in Portland, OR and offers a cheerful solution to be-rid your favorite pet’s un-manicured back side.

Rear Gear comes in many designs including a disco ball, air freshener, heart, flower, biohazard, smiley face, number one ribbon, cupcake, sheriff’s badge, dice, and you can even make yours custom, so there’s a Rear Gear for everyone.

Via Etsy