The usually beeeeeeeautiful first lady of France, Carla Bruni, might be due for some facial fillers. Or she might be stuck on an alien ship somewhere getting booty probes while her intergalactic impostor is among us.

Your guess is as good as mine because the 43-year-old former model turned singer was snapped looking completely unlike herself in Paris yesterday. It’s a sad sight really–as she had the “surprise” look of a face full of Botox, yet it had the withering skin and deep creases of Michael Douglas naked. At right, you can see how beautiful she looked in April.

Looking like this, there can only be 6 possible people she can be mistaken for:

1. Sissy Spacek

2. Stargate‘s Wraith Queen

3. Jocelyn Wildenstein

4. Gollum

5. Patrick Swayze in To Wong Foo

6. Illustration of an alien sighting in Brazil