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A UK man lost all of his teeth at the age of 22 because of his heavy drinking, which included 24 cans of beer a day.
Nicky Welfare, who ironically enough, lives off of public assistance–on unemployment compensation of nearly $91 weekly–was able to get free dentures paid for by tax payers.
He may not have any teeth, but I’d still hit it! Hey, no teeth? You thinking what I’m thinking? He could land lucrative work really fast if he takes notes from HBO’s Hookers on the Strip. NO TEETH is a great marketing tool! There’s no reason for someone that good looking to go hungry or thirsty.
His lack of teeth and winning drinking habits were used as a defense during a court hearing yesterday as he faced charges on driving while banned. The judge invoked his suspended sentence jail term (four months) on a previous charge and urged him to call Alcoholics Anonymous. Ladies, he’s single!!!!!
