A kinky exhibitionist couple in Tacoma, Wash. caused a panic on Tuesday when a passerby noticed a naked woman tied to a tree in a public park and called the police.

According to reports, the alarmed witness called 911 and reported a man standing near the woman. Several officers responded, and traffic officers were posted at the entrances and exits of the park. When officers spoke to the couple they discovered it was a “consensual rendezvous.” No arrests were made.

WTF?!!!!