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Adding further proof that Jon Gosselin sure knows how to pick ‘em, his ex-girlfriend Hailey Glassman just leaked a photo of his penis to the interwebs as revenge for not paying back a loan of $200,000 she says he owes her. Gone Hollywood posted the rant and image from Glassman’s Twitter post today.
“Question to everyone: If you lent ur ex 200,000 due to him manipulating u and using his children to get it from u as ur soft spot, promising to pay it back–would u walk away from it and let him get away with all your money? I DON’T THINK SO twitter world!,” she blasted Jon.
She added: “This is Karma. FYI don’t F*ck with fire if you don’t want to get burned, and don’t mess with the bull if you don’t want the horns.” (I think she’s quoting the coach from Varsity Blues.)
Glassman then added a HIDEOUS photo of a peepee with the caption: “Yes, YOU KNOW WHO THIS NASTY PENIS belongs to! I think I just threw up in my mouth a bit. EW the torture!”
Break out your monocle, this thing is SMALL. Do you think it’s real? I can’t imagine he’d allow measuring tape anywhere near that thing.
Check it out in the NSFW jump!!!
***UPDATE*** A reader sent this to me:
The scar under his belly shows up on the pic tweeted by his ex. I guess the lesson learned for Jon is not to pose nude with his girlfriends…cause someday they can use it against him.
I think this photo might be the real 2.5″ deal!!! Discuss.
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Do a Google image search for “tiny penis” and this is the first result, its from a forum thread from August 25, 2009. Its most decidedly not Jon even though it is amusing. Here’s the original link: http://simple.returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=62755 NSFW, did I need to tell you that? lol!
What sort of crazy woman do you guys think Kate is to have married a guy with such a small cock in the first place? That size is just laughable. Sure Jon probably does have a small penis if Kate says so, but I wouldn’t bet that its anything like that micropenis picture Glassman probably pulled off from a search. Its probably what size queens would consider small, something like 5 inches.
By the way, that image has been floating around the Net for way longer than that.
The cock in that pic doesn’t look hard. Who knows what the real size is?
[...] One has to wonder: Does he have the micro-peen to match (NSFW LINK)? [...]
[...] In June 2008, a Dutch magazine ran images of van der slut boozing and frolicking on the beaches of Thailand amid the Nataleeee scandal. And in one image, he’s seen entirely naked and manscaped! He’s tiny, tiny, tiny. MICROPEEN TERRITORY. I only censored the image before the jump because I can’t tell if there’s a vajayjay there or Jon Gosselin’s stunt penis (LINK NSFW!!!). [...]
They can’t be legit cuz those photos were out well before Haily leaked them. Bet she got a lot of people believing it though. The skin complexion is similar so if we didn’t know those photos were old, it would look close…lol!
Can’t blame the psycho biatch for doing it though. I guess he might owe her $200K. That could be a story too. Where did Hailey get $200K in the first place…lol! Who f’n knows? I think Jon and Halley are just attention whores anyways.