The world’s fattest woman proves you can have it all: A hearty appetite,  friendz and a burgeoning TV career!

I know what you’re thinking: The small lady is doomed to become her starter, followed by two whole roast chickens and a diet Coke. RIGHT?!

WRONG!

The dubious relationship of the unlikely twosome, 16-year-old Jyoti Amge, who weighs 11 pounds and is 23” tall from India, and 42-year-old American Donna Simpson, who weighs 644 pounds at a flattering 5’4,” was actually arranged by a Japanese TV show. They were both flown to Tokyo for the tapping. My guess is Jyoti got to ride for free on someone’s lap and Donna needed around 4-5 seats. Or maybe just one seat did the trick.

Oh those Japanese know how to have a laugh!

Do I smell new ABC Comedy Wednesday sitcom?!!!!

Via The Sun