After looking at this photo of Kirsten Dunst at the Patrik Ervell show at NY Fashion Week on Saturday, I’m left with one probing question–and I’m not even going to being asking about the double chin: What the F*CK is up with her nose? Or an even better question: What the f*ck was up her nose? It was probably semen. THEORY: Someone asked to eff her virgin hole and the left nostril was the only spot on her body that’s still untouched.
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It’s spelled semen, genius.
Why oh why put such a nasty comment about Kirsten’s nose. I get the part of pointing it out that’s why you are in the tabloid business, but suggesting what you do, is just plain wrong. It’s so dumb to try to seem cool or “all that” by using filthy language like that. Get some self censorship and some brains too.