Former jail-bait hotpiece Taylor Lautner turned 18 today and is now legal! This momentous occasion also coincides with today’s debut of a 17-inch plastic and vinyl dildo (or “doll” as they call it) that has been created in the image of his Twilight character Jacob Black, and will go on sale in limited release this summer. Only 3000 dolls will be sold at a steal for $149.99 (lube sold separately).

The lifelike creation features a Quileute tattoo on his right bicep, loads of muscles and a hole in the chin deep enough to stick a penis in! Oh, and a nose job! The price tag is a far cry from the nearly $25 Barbie-issued Twilight doll that came out back in November (below, at right).

Some ungrateful fans are crying foul and say that the sexy action-figure looks nothing like Taylor Lautner. To them I say, you’re absolutely right. So here are 6 possible things the Taylor Lautner doll resembles:

1. American Idol alum Adam Lambert

2. Katie Holmes

3. Taylor Swift

4. David Barton. Or ANYONE who would ever enter a David Barton Gym.

5. The beautiful Vera DeMilo

6. Challah bread

BONUS:

Debbi Mazar!!!