Anybody excited for the boldface cast rom-com Valentine’s Day in theaters Friday? Here’s the premise: The lives of ten people in Los Angeles intersect on Valentine’s Day.

TRANSLATION: It’s really Love Actually without the charming accents! They’ve subbed Valentine’s Day for Christmas, and LA for London. And mumbler Hugh Grant for mumbler Bradley Cooper. They didn’t even bother to change up the sans-serif thin font next to the bold font typeface treatment!

Here’s the Love Actually trailer, see for yourself:

I really enjoyed Love Actually, so i’m hoping this flick is does it some justice. What do you think?

And speaking of an entirely different kind of shitty Valentine’s Day,  a Denver woman claims that 16 years ago, on the day her divorce was finalized, she discovered her mother had been sleeping with her then ex-husband throughout her marriage. Making matters worse, that humiliating experience happened to fall on Valentine’s Day. This sob-story won her the grand prize for a Denver Fox station’s Worst Valentine’s Day Ever contest–with a free trip to Hollywood to see the premiere of Valentine’s Day, starring Jessica Alba, Jessica Biel, Anne Hathaway, Ashton Kutcher, Julia Roberts, Bradley Cooper, Jamie Foxx, Taylor Swift, Taylor Lautner and the rest of the names in the Hollywood Yellow Pages. Other entries included a man who pooped his pants after a V-day Colonoscopy; and a girl who got pee-pee’d on by a dog.

Here are a few from the contest:

My worst and humiliating (really to say the least) Valentine’s Day was the day my divorce was final 16 years ago. But to make matters worse was to find out that my own mother was dating my now ex-husband and had been for quite some time. They are still together today, so Valentine’s Day is spent trying not to think about it. Wait-I try not to think about it everyday.

-Chris from Parker

1ST RUNNER UP:

I was scheduled for a colonoscopy the day after Valentine’s Day. I did not know what to except and I followed the preparation instructions. We arrived home after a nice dinner when I popped all over myself and the bathroom. My wife reminds me all the time that it was her most memorable Valentine’s Day…

-Thomas from Englewood

2ND RUNNER UP:

In 1976, I was living in Jacksonville Florida. I was 14-years-old and my boyfriend Clay and I were sitting on the curb in front of our apartments. We were talking and exchanging Valentine cards and chocolate when a big German Shepherd came by and, instead of peeing on the fire hydrant that was painted red, the dog lifted his leg and peed on my shirt that was red. How embarrassing it was! This is my worst Valentines story.

- Catherin from Colorado Springs

3RD RUNNER UP:

My boyfriend in 2004 got me an engagement ring. We had a party with family and friends. He gave the ring to his dad to give me during a toast. He got up and read the inscription, it was sweet it read “Darrell Loves Misty” problem my name is Jessica. I was so embarrassed, and mad. hH apologized after he quit laughing, we did get married and have 3 great kids, even though he is a forgetful man

-Jessica from Craig

Do you have a “Worst Valentine’s Day Ever” story to share? Add it in the comments!