Can‘t sing. Can‘t dance. Annoying. Very doable with the promise of not telling anyone (sort of like one of those summer camp things).
And I’m not just talking about Vanilla Ice.
Here’s the debut single from Jedward (twins John and Edward…SOOO CLEVER, right?!), Under Pressure (Ice Ice Baby). You may remember seeing Jedward’s faces pop up on UK tabloids during the last season of X Factor–as they were what Sanjaya was to American Idol: Talent-less with a HUGE tween girl fan base. One has to wonder how they were able to tear Vanilla Ice from his busy schedule. Do you think they paid him in cash or cans of Natty Light?
I guess we know who inspired the hair:

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