It’s hard to believe that Ricky Martin is nearly 40 years old, but he’s got the salt-and-pepper facial hair, crow’s feet and forehead lines to prove it! In between dotting on his twin sons and campaigning for relief in Haiti, his DILF ass resurfaced at the Grammy’s on Sunday.

Now I know a lot of you are split on Ricky’s sexuality. He’s very evasive when it comes to mentioning a specific gender he fancies–and he also enjoys playing paddle ball in a Speedo with his really hot male friends. Confusing, I know.

And then there was this awkward moment with Catherine Zeta-Jones at the MTV Movie Awards back in 1999:

General consensus is: Nobody knows for sure! Being the sleuth that I am, I’ve uncovered unequivocal proof of Ricky’s sexuality. Answer after the jump!

Dreadful moth-eaten jacket + black slacks + brown shoes =

STRAIGHT (or a gay in need of an intervention)