Do you ♥ feet? GOOD. ‘Cause chances are, you will ♥♥♥♥♥♥ Ellen Pompeo now too. According to the sleuths at Daily Mail, the Grey’s Anatomy star has 12 TOES! Six toes on each f♥♥t!

And here is what they claim is the proof:

Blink. Blink. ***GETS VISINE…PREPARES FOR REACTION***

…MY REACTION:

Daily Mail reports:

Ellen Pompeo was out and about in Los Feliz, California yesterday and her open toe sandals showed off her rather unique feet.

The 40-year-old actress appears to have a little extra than the regular person when it comes to the toe department – with six toes on either foot.

Are you convinced that Ellen Pompeo has unusual Anatomy (their words, not mine)? Bah dum bum pssh.

We searched our archives of feet photos (BTW: text me if you’re free on Fridays and you have a pair of well-pedicured men’s size 12′s+) and discovered an image of Ellen Pompeo that shows she possibly has only (sooo boring and sooo common, I know) 10 toes–that’s five on each foot. Also, we consulted a NUMBER EXPERT to verify that we don’t need to pick up a new set of eyeballs from the General Store.

Via Daily Mail

A man in Scotland was savaged by SIX gangsters armed with hammers and chisels who chopped off his penis then left him for dead on a road!

Police say 26-year-old Bryan Hanlon, who has gang connections, was the victim of a gruesome attack in Glasgow on Sunday by a rival gang who ran him off a road until he crashed his car, then hauled him out for an attack that left him mutilated.

The victim suffered from multiple fractions and head injuries, in addition to a severed penis. He also sustained injuries inflicted by a CHISEL up his ANUS. He is now in critical condition in the hospital.

Incredibly, a week earlier his TWIN brother James also suffered a gang attack when thugs bored HOLES in his head using a POWER DRILL.

Authorities are horrified by the brazen and vicious nature of the crimes. They are treating Hanlon’s attack as a murder attempt.

The suspects are still at large.

Via Daily Record

PHOTO: Byran Hanlon in foreground, twin brother James at left.

A Kansas City clerk took matters into his own hands yesterday when he fired off shots at two would-be robbers who tried to hold up his Shell gas station, reports KMBC 9 News.

And now, authorities are concerned that the clerk may have gone too far. Security footage shows the man defending himself against the attackers, but he continues to fire off at them even as they fled. Experts say it’s unclear if shooting at someone who runs away counts as a self defense act under law.

The suspects are still at large.

But the real gem from this story comes from the very eccentric witness (READ: Bat shit crazy) who gave an extremely detailed account of what happened. I could listen to her all day. This calls for a remix…anyone?…anyone?

Ladies and gentlemen, meet this next Internet star after the jump!

At left, YouTube star Antoine Dodson in a pressed ‘do. At right, Pittsburgh Steeler Troy Polamalu lets his fabulous raven ringlets flow.

Only one has a $1 million insurance policy taken out on his hair. Can you guess which one?

Answer after the jump!

It’s football star Troy Polamalu! Head and Shoulders shampoo has taken out the policy out of fear that rough play on the field might lead to someone pulling out his million-dollar locks. He’s expected to debut in a commercial for the haircare brand soon.

E-celebrity Antoine Dodson recently unveiled what he was hiding under his red bandanna during a news interview rant that made him a superstar last month. NBC’s Today show profiled the Internet wonder last week and revealed his long flowy new look. Good news for him: he’s earning half the profits of all sales from his remixed interview song. So far, more than 30,000 copies have been sold on iTunes.  That will buy him nearly 3,750 box perms!!! But he says he plans to move his family to a better neighborhood with the money.

And his sister, Kelly Dodson, has a new hairstyle too:

Interview:

Crazed gunman James J. Lee was shot to death yesterday after he held hostages in a four-hour standoff with police at the Discovery Channel headquarters in Silver Spring, Md.

According to reports, the man was driven to madness by Kate Plus 8 (on Discovery’s sister network TLC),  and argued that the network should air  “programs encouraging human sterilization and infertility” instead. He also complained that other Discovery shows like Planet Green were “about more PRODUCTS to make MONEY, not actual solutions,” he said.

On his Web site, he expressed his extreme Darwinist ethos: “Humans are the most destructive, filthy, pollutive creatures around and are wrecking what’s left of the planet with their false morals and breeding cultures.”

Police say none of the employees were hurt, and most were out of the building at the time of the attack.

Video report:

Via KGW

The question that keeps you up all night: What’s better than little kids (but not nearly as good as drag queens) performing Lady Gaga and Beyonce? Well, look up. That’s right–LITTLE ADULTS!

Watch Terra Jole as “MINI GAGA” and Tonya Banks as “MINI BEYONCE” have a turn at Telephone in a performance after a Zephyrs baseball game in New Orleans, recorded in June.

As you’ll see, these girls are STARS–the crowd went completely wild for them. Especially this guy:

He gets a lot of camera time, so pay attention to how animated he gets.

VIDEO AFTER THE JUMP!

Oh, in case you’re wondering (and I know you are), Mini Gaga really does SING! Watch her perform a Lady Gaga mega mix live:

THE CAMPAIGN CONTINUES…

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Hmmm…Okay…I guess I’ll just have to be the first one to say it: Something looks VERY off about Rihanna in these new pictures, taken Tuesday. Did Rihanna’s fivehead get bigger or something? Let’s have a closer look.

I’m convinced it got bigger.

Just to add some perspective and adjust for scale to help emphasize my point, take a look at a comparison to the world’s largest billboard:

So……..much…….space. How the eff is this possible?

***UPDATE***

Wait, what’s that? That’s not Rihanna, you say? It’s actually her waxwork unveiled at Madame Tussauds museum in Washington D.C.? They captured her likeness so well.

We regret the error.

And as ONTD points out, Rihanna does acknowledge the woes of having such a massive forefivehead. She posted this image and message to her Twitter page on Tuesday before heading out to see her wax debut: “New hair…new curling iron burn. Damn 5head always in the way.”

Didn’t Kellan Lutz just say he doesn’t want people to salivate over his nipples? It only works that way when you remember to keep on your shirt. Blonds.

Yesterday he issued this statement–and followed it up by leaving his house to grab something from his car sans shirt:

“By no means do I want to be a piece of meat for the rest of my career. It’s funny when you get asked to do a talk show, and then they follow it up with requesting you take your shirt off.”

More after the jump!

A woman in India says she BREASTFEEDS her calf three to four times a day after the mother cow died four days after birth.

“After her mother died, I held her in my arms and breastfed her. I nurtured her by feeding her my milk. She was so young when the cow died. For me there is no difference between a calf and an infant,” Chouthi Bai told reporters.

She says she plans on slowly taking the calf off the breast milk, once it gets used to its new diet of bread and water.

UNCENSORED VIDEO AFTER THE JUMP!

Video contains brief nudity.