Tabloid Prodigy

Picture of the day: Photographer of the year

Carlton Banks — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 04:40:02 +0000

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Freaks N’ Links

Carlton Banks — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 04:22:12 +0000

LA Rag Mag: Is Mary Kate Olsen fat?

OMG Blog: Texas accidentally bans all marriage

Hail Mary Jane: Guy stun guns himself

Gone Hollywood: CoCo’s boobs from her eyes!

Popbytes: Xtina headed for a “Glitter” disaster

NextRound: Swedish hockey goal celebration FAIL

Allie is Wired: Oprah Winfrey announces show is ending in 2011

Epic Carnival: The Where Should I Eat flowchart is genius

YepYep: Too many minorities in Cartman’s water park

Oh La La Mag: Docle & Gabbana’s new menage a trois ad

Guyism: Utah senator doesn’t want gays “stuffing it down his throat”

Celebrity Smack: Drew Barrymore on Letterman flashback

Celeb Jihad: Levi Johnston finds a GI Joe action figure in his anus

Atom: The iPhone affair

Litely Salted: Robert Pattinson would get nekkid

Cow rescued from woman’s pool

Carlton Banks — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 02:37:28 +0000

A South Carolina woman had to call 911 after a local cow got loose and fell into her pool. Was Kirstie Alley in town again? Kathy Wydareny, the home owner, believes the cow belonged to a neighbor and it had mistaken the pool’s cover for solid ground.

I Wanna Sex You Up: The Literal Video Version

Carlton Banks — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 16:29:11 +0000

R&B group Color Me Badd gets the literal music video treatment for their 90’s anthem I Wanna Sex You Up from parody rapper SeanieMic. You may remember his hysterical Biz Markie Just a Friend literal music video that I posted a while back. What do you think of this one?

Does Cristiano Ronaldo have dandruff?

Carlton Banks — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 14:01:01 +0000

On my quest to prove that the very orange and very beautiful Cristiano Ronaldo is not made from a plastic mold, I have placed various parts of his body under intense scrutiny. After an ankle injury hiatus, Cristiano has returned to full training with Real Madrid last week. Some snaps of his warm-up reveal he may need a bottle of Head & Shoulders:

Fuck it, who cares? It’s not a deal breaker when you can do this:

Liam Gallagher knows sign language

Carlton Banks — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 06:53:43 +0000

Mild tempered, good Irish boy Liam Gallagher was snapped on his way to his car in London yesterday, and being the delicate soul he is, he let the paparazzi know exactly how he felt about it.

Fried fish eaten alive!

Carlton Banks — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 06:04:01 +0000

A new delicacy in China is being criticized: A part-fried fish is served alive on a plate for diners. In order to keep the carp alive, chefs cook its body but wrap its head in a wet cloth to keep it breathing, before covering it in sauce and serving in on a plate.

Butterface improved at the Swimming World Cup in Berlin

Carlton Banks — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 05:28:37 +0000

Butterface finished second in his heat to score a qualification spot at the Swimming World Cup in Berlin. Last week he admitted that his performance at the Stockholm World Cup was disappointing because he “wasn’t in the best shape.” I’m glad he’s still in the game so we can get more lovely facial expressions like this one!

Via More than the games

She’s still got it!

Carlton Banks — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 04:18:24 +0000

Chris Brown broke out the stretch pants and pulled some nifty moves at Houston’s last Saturday.

Picture of the day: Sweet unicorn

Carlton Banks — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 04:05:12 +0000

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