Only on Ebay, the MUST HAVE ITEM of all time “Jesus riding dinosaur oil painting.” The auction just ended, but some lucky person is now the owner of this sweet work of art. I’m sure there was a bidding war between Heidi Montag and Kevin Jonas.

Via Ebay

WTF! Someone is selling “mysterious rose petals left by ghost of a young woman” on Ebay. And there’s already a bidder!
 
Here’s the description:

• “My children and I have been experiencing paranormal activity in our home for  a year. I have been seeing a woman standing at the top of my stairs holding a red wedding bouquet.  my children see a small baby that crawls around and a young boy about 6 years old. recently we have started finding red rose petals on the stairs and hallway at the top of the stairway.  There is no reasonable explanation for the rose petals appearance.  we are selling the rose petals we have found. that we believe have been dropped by the spirit of a young woman that has been haunting my house and my family.” 

Chanel has just issued a logo-adorned Segway transporter that features a Chanel handbag on the handlebars, quilted handgrips and more logos peppered all over, just so everybody knows you shit gold. No word on the price, the Chanel Web sites sells the Segway on a custom order basis. It’ll probably cost you a federal bailout. But there’s always the $12,000 Chanel bicycle if you’re bargain hunting. Check it out in the jump + other Chanel sport products. RIDICULOUS!

I’m totally smiling with my eyes right now at Tyra’s shitastic spring line of “America’s Next Top Model” apparel for Wal-Mart. I didn’t even know [DELTA]NTM even made clothes.
And i’m sure Tyra didn’t even know that the greek letter Delta really should stand in for the letter “D” not the letter “A” — that’s what Alpha’s for, silly. Don’t have enough gold foil collegiate clothes in your closet? Off to Wal-Mart? More images in the jump!
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Awwwwwe, how cute. Papa John’s is selling heart-shapped pizzas now through Sunday at participating locations. It’s a great way to save money in these troubled times. Or you could order their regular round pizza and save even more money because you know the shit tastes the same. What I find odd is that they are charging more for the heart shape when they are clearly using less dough, cheese and any other ingredients. Hmmmmm.

You know half of the clergy can’t wait to receive their annual shipment of the calendar. The Vatican-approved Calendario Romano 2009 is here! Ladies and some
gentlemen, there are twelve new reasons to start attending church once
more. And recession isn’t one of them. But here are my four…

Via Danny Daily

Long before we knew about those chat lines that you call to “meet sexy singles in your area,” there was its precursor known as DREAM PHONE! And although I never actually owned one, I would have totally gotten more mileage out of it at all of the slumber parties that I never had, than I would a set of Hot Wheels cars that would ultimately get. But one question I will always wonder: Was Dream Phone better than Mall Madness?