A man in Scotland was savaged by SIX gangsters armed with hammers and chisels who chopped off his penis then left him for dead on a road!

Police say 26-year-old Bryan Hanlon, who has gang connections, was the victim of a gruesome attack in Glasgow on Sunday by a rival gang who ran him off a road until he crashed his car, then hauled him out for an attack that left him mutilated.

The victim suffered from multiple fractions and head injuries, in addition to a severed penis. He also sustained injuries inflicted by a CHISEL up his ANUS. He is now in critical condition in the hospital.

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Katy Perry was a big hit in her stint as guest judge on X Factor last week. In fact, she impressed fellow judge Simon Cowell so much, he’s said to have offered her $340,000-a-week to judge the US version of The X Factor.

Hold on, let’s look at that again: $340,000-a-week!!!

Contact Music reports:

A source said: “Simon wants to get the judging names signed, sealed and announced within six weeks. He wants at least one massive American star, someone who is known globally, plus one Brit and at least one authoritative male.

“Katy was thrilled, especially by the package which is said to be a $340,000-a-show deal.”

I support this 100%!!! Katy Perry is going to be the greatest judge of all time. You want to know why? Like most people in the music industry, she doesn’t care about the noise coming out of someone’s mouth–she just wants to see the goods under the shirt.

Good attitude! Watch her demand 23-year-old lifeguard/singer Stephen Concannon to remove his shirt if he wants to move forward. It’s as if she’s recalling the exact same way she got started in the music biz.

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A 17-year-old girl was punched in the face at an X Factor audition after her best friend became furious with her performance.

Lisa Parker says a bad critique from judge Simon Cowell sent her friend Abbey Johnston into a rage.

“All of a sudden I felt something across my head,” Lisa told the Daily Mirror. “I just remember being hit and then having a headache.”

And now the teen says the friendship is broken–and believes X Factor is to blame. “If Simon hadn’t been so nasty, this probably wouldn’t have happened,” she says.

The episode airs Saturday on ITV.

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Soldiers test bulletproof underwear at a firing range in a BBC report. “It might give a little bruise, but it’s not going to penetrate the skin,” the demonstrator says about the boxer shorts. Above, a soldier models a prototype. Interesting.

It also works to resist high pressure blasts from the back too. Let’s hope this doesn’t reach store shelves.

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Geri Halliwell (aka Ginger Spice) and boyfriend Henry Beckwith enjoyed a holiday in Saint-Tropez over the weekend. The couple was snapped motorboating, then took a dip in the water.

‘DAMN. I can’t remember where I put my sunglasses.’

‘Hmmm…gee I don’t see them anywhere.’

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Our favorite queen of the government council flat, Amy Winehouse, was snapped squatting outside the Bull and Gat pub at Pete Doherty’s Libertines show in London last night. Just when we think Amy’s getting better, she’s right there to give us the big ‘ol “PSYCHE!!!!”

The good thing about using the invisible toilet: There’s never a line. Bad thing: The invisible door.

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Marvin Humes of JLS and his arms went shopping with girlfriend Rochelle Wiseman of The Saturdays in West Hollywood yesterday. This is great to look at. It could be better if there was a banana in it, but I’ll take what I can get.

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BONUS: Since I had nothing better to do with my time, I included some of my favorite JLS Blingees!!!

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