A South Carolina woman had to call 911 after a local cow got loose and fell into her pool. Was Kirstie Alley in town again? Kathy Wydareny, the home owner, believes the cow belonged to a neighbor and it had mistaken the pool’s cover for solid ground.
R&B group Color Me Badd gets the literal music video treatment for their 90’s anthem I Wanna Sex You Up from parody rapper SeanieMic. You may remember his hysterical Biz Markie Just a Friend literal music video that I posted a while back. What do you think of this one?
Chris Brown broke out the stretch pants and pulled some nifty moves at Houston’s last Saturday.
A Pennsylvania man faces charges after police say he beat his girlfriend with a cheesesteak.
The 33-year-old man, who wasn’t identified by police, allegedly argued with his 23-year-old girlfriend after midnight on Tuesday. He then struck the victim in the face with the cheesesteak. Harassment charges were filed with the police department.
Beyonce got a little weird. Lady GaGa got a little normal. That’s basically the premise of Video Phone, the latest music video by Beyonce featuring the Gentleman. It’s very trippy, and I say watch this after you drop some magic mushrooms or acid–you’ll really get the message then. You know Gentleman GaGa added some subliminal messages and shit. What do you make of the video?
Here are a few ideas I have on what it all means:
This scenes establishes a message Beyonce has echoed for years: “I make a hotter looking Rihanna, than Rihanna.”
In this scene, a universal truth is revealed: The black-and-white cookie is the best cookie of all time.
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