Year after year, WWE Smackdown somehow gets snubbed by the Emmy’s. For your consideration: wrestler Dolph Ziggler hangs up a picture in daisy dukes.

Does anybody need a cold shower or a male escort right now? I know I do.

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Every high school needs one of these guys. According to the video description, he choreographed these moves himself. Huh, like we didn’t know that already.

Via Gawker TV

WOW. The wedding moved on splendidly without a flinch. This is what I call: The Beyonce Experience.

Brit boy band hotties JLS oiled up for a rock star photo shoot with News of the World‘s Fabulous magazine. They were chatted up on their grooming habits, working out, sex symbol status and quest to conquer the US.

Curiously, nobody offered an explanation for JB’s Whopper-size nipples. For purposes of perspective and scale, I’ve included and image of planet Jupiter.

On keeping smooth, says MARVIN HUMES 25:

Someone turned their nose up at me trimming my armpit hairs, but I just don’t like hairy armpits! I’m not really a hairy person, but I do trim those. That’s a little secret for you.

On being the short one, says ASTON MERRYGOLD, 22:

We all look very different and I’m fine with how I am. There wouldn’t be any point me saying I want to be bigger, like Marvin, or taller, like JB. I’m fine with how I am. There’s someone out there for everyone.

On almost getting mugged, says ORITSE WILLIAMS, 24:

I was in a shop on Oxford Street and these thugs started singing Everybody In Love, then one of them said to his friend: “Go on, mug him.” The security guard was scared, so I thought: “OK then, it’s only going to be me”. I was scared, but I had enough courage to walk towards them because I figured there was no way out of it. I was shaking inside, but I realized I couldn’t show it. It was bullying and I wasn’t going to allow them to bully me. They backed down as soon as I confronted them.

The boys recently released a single, The Club is Alive, off their almost-complete second album. Check it out:

More snaps and behind-the-scenes video of the shoot after the jump!

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Gravity wins when this bish attempts a mid-air jump. And gravity–being the cruel mistress she is–claims a cheap, liquor store wig as its prize.

The new season of Real World: New Orleans premiered on Wednesday, and it’s already off to a good start. Ryan, a 21-year-old hairstylist (who is straight!) with a penchant for nudity, flashes his hairy crack and asks roommate Ashlee to help him shave his ass and balls on MTV’s uncensored behind-the-scenes Dailies blog. I think they mentioned something about a donation to Locks of Love. And judging by the generous amount of hair in his ass, I think he’s got enough to fill in Naomi Campbell’s bald spots.

Ashlee reluctantly agrees to help, but only if he takes a shower first. But you know who probably really wanted to help? Gay roommie Preston! On the premiere episode Ryan and Preston hit up a gay club, and when a guy kisses Ryan on the neck, drama ensues.

NSFW screen caps and video after the jump!

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One of the Jedward twins took a nasty fall during the T4 On the Beach concert today. It was only a few moments into their opening Ghostbusters number when Edward took a harsh slip and possibly suffered a “broken leg or twisted knee ligaments,” the Daily Mail reports.

Ever the trooper, Edward AKA “the hot one,” carried on performing most of the routine on his knees. [INSERT BJ JOKE HERE]. He also hopped his way through songs Under Pressure (Ice Ice Baby) and All the Small Things, from their debut album, Planet Jedward.

Once off stage, an ambulance took Edward to the hospital. Tabloid Prodigy wishes him a speedy recovery, and he already appears to be in good spirits. I believe he was overheard saying he’s looking forward to having to keep his feet up in the air now. [INSERT ANAL SEX JOKE HERE]

And prior to taking to the stage, the boys had some “bro time” with dancer/reality ho Louie Spence–where he taught the twins how to crush a beer can with your head, pick up chicks and strike a pose:

YEAAAAH, GUY STUFF!!! RAAAAAH!