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At a match between Santos and Goias on Saturday, an 18-year-old lost his shorts while going after a ball. Yep, that’s exactly how I remember it too.
Archive for the ‘fail’ Category
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Sports update
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‘Poker Face’ fail on ‘America’s Got Talent’
America’s Got Talent contestant Kristina Young was more red faced than poker faced after a god awful rendition of a Lady Gaga song. I think the entire nation experienced second-hand embarrassment in solidarity as she infused Bob Fosse into Poker Face, complete with snapping of the fingers, lying on a piano, a chair dance and a chorus boy from Chicago. The episode first aired last week, and was on again last night.
If I’m correct (READ: of course I am), this chick was the only contestant in the semi-finals to receive three x’s from the judging panel. Three X’s Translates to: “BITCH, PLEASE!”
Sharon Osbourne described it as “really wrong,” Howie Mandel likened it to a “cheesy, Saturday Night Live“ mockery of pop music. Piers Morgan kindly saved her from tears with a “don’t give up.”
This is truly the saddest/most lolz moment I’ve seen in live TV since Kate Gosselin butchered Gaga on Dancing With the Stars.
If your face does not do this, I will give you a refund:
WATCH F*CKERY AFTER THE JUMP!
Aug
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Sky Sport reporter gets hit by soccer ball
German Sky Sport reporter Jessica Kastrop was hit in the head by a stray soccer ball as she was conducting a live interview on the field, last week. A team was practicing behind her when she took the embarrassing head shot by a player. But she eventually laughed off the incident, saying she was fine. She added: “[He] ran over to me straight away and apologized.”
WATCH THE LOLz VIDEO AFTER THE JUMP!!!
Aug
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This post is only for WOMEN*!
*This post is only for women, however special exemptions are granted to men from Malawi or Ghana.
Do you know your worth–and how to translate it to dollars AND sense? Are you tired of seeing other girls in the office who have an extra pep in their step (if ya know what I mean) continue to earn MORE when you could too?
Well, the answer is simple. Really simple. And maybe just a tad obvious. Just follow this eight step program, as featured in Women’s Day magazine, and you too will be on your way to the big bucks.
STEP 1…
Aug
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What kind of sick Jonas joke is this?
Glamour magazine’s August issue imagines what the Jo Bros would look like if they were to play The Bee Gees in a movie.
And the results are…well…see for yourself…
Aug
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Willie Nelson look-alike arrested after obscene argument with a bicycle
Richard Bialon, 68, of Stuart, Fla. (big surprise), was arrested on a misdemeanor disorderly intoxication charge after police spotted him in a heated “obscene” argument with his bicycle.
“Customers were coming to the Mobil and were very disturbed as to the yelling and obscene argument the defendant was having with his bicycle,” the arrest affidavit states.
He was described as “very intoxicated,” but officers failed to mention one very important thing: He shares an uncanny resemblance to singer Willie Nelson!
