A South Carolina woman had to call 911 after a local cow got loose and fell into her pool. Was Kirstie Alley in town again? Kathy Wydareny, the home owner, believes the cow belonged to a neighbor and it had mistaken the pool’s cover for solid ground.
A Florida man who attacked another man was arrested after police were able to identify him by the victim’s description–he had a dollar sign tattooed on his face. Deshawn Montaye McQueen, 30, was arrested for crack cocaine possession and was charged with felony aggravated battery after an officer remembered a man with a ‘$’ tattooed on his face had an arrest warrant. Epic.
Special thanks goes out to UK’s The Guardian for coming up with a clever way to get nut sack into a headline. Keep up the good work.
A beaver made a splash on “The Early Show” when it sprayed Correspondent Debbye Turner Bell during an animal segment.
You have two guesses as to why this man looks so thrilled in the above photo:
1) He just learned that the check for £250,000,000,000,000,000 he was sent from the Bank of Nigeria is not valid.
2) He just learned that he is to become a girlfriend to his well endowed cell mate.
Phoenix police say a 21-year-old Sean Sexton, an Arizona State University student, went batshit crazy outside a local check cashing store on October 28.
Sexton fired an Airsoft rifle at the store’s windows, causing more than $15,000 worth of damage.
When police arrived, Sexton fired at them. Fortunately, officers recognized it was an air rifle and didn’t return fire.
Police are unsure why Sexton fired at the business, but believe he may have had a vendetta against it. Long lines, perhaps? LESSON: get direct deposit. Sexton was arrested on charges of aggravated assault and felony criminal damage.
Fork Lift Accident Brings Down The Warehouse – Watch more Funny Videos
This fork lift operator backs up a bit too fast and bumps into the edge of large pallet rack and hits it just hard enough to start a domino effect bringing down the entire warehouse, which was filled with bottles of cognac.
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