On my quest to prove that the very orange and very beautiful Cristiano Ronaldo is not made from a plastic mold, I have placed various parts of his body under intense scrutiny. After an ankle injury hiatus, Cristiano has returned to full training with Real Madrid last week. Some snaps of his warm-up reveal he may need a bottle of Head & Shoulders:
Butterface finished second in his heat to score a qualification spot at the Swimming World Cup in Berlin. Last week he admitted that his performance at the Stockholm World Cup was disappointing because he “wasn’t in the best shape.” I’m glad he’s still in the game so we can get more lovely facial expressions like this one!
Puerto Rican boxer Miguel Cotto may have lost his WBO welterweight title to Fillipino Manny Pacquiao in Las Vegas last Saturday, but what he lacks in the ring, he makes up in the culo department. In a recently aired HBO docu 24/7, profiling the 29-year-old, Cotto shows his bum and teabags as he’s taking a shower.
NSFW nudie shots and video after the jump!
Atlanta Falcons tight end Tony Gonzalez and his wife, actress October (yep, like the month), stripped down for the latest PETA campaign. The pair are featured naked for an anti-fur poster and an interview to PETA on their vegan lifestyle.
Maybe October should rethink that no meat policy next time she’s got this staring in her face:
Check out the behind-the-scenes naked video and stills after the jump!
Butterface finished third in the 100 meters medley final at the World Cup meet in Stockholm, Sweden today–and critics are crying that it was a disappointing finish for him. But I say he should tell them to fuck off, or rather “Fan ta dig” (that’s in Rosetta Stone Swedish–he needs to keep his sponsors happy).
He told Swedish press: “I know I’m not in the best shape and I should be in better shape,” Phelps said. “I didn’t hit my first wall right, so it’s kind of disappointing but I’m happy overall.”
I’m happy overall, too. Especially because he opted to wear the traditional old-style swimsuit, rather than the high-tech full body suits the other competitors are using to kick his ass. He looks great, but should probably lay off the Subway Chicken Terrier sandwiches if he wants to be in the “best shape” for the next meet. But like I said, I like Butterface exactly how he is, and he can still sug min kuk and get it in the Arsel anytime, any place.
Let’s wish him luck, in Swedish. All together now: “Slampa!”
More images after the jump!
A desperate Phillies fan faces prostitution charges after posting a Craigslist ad offering sex in exchange for World Series tickets.
Police say Susan Finkelstein, 43, posted an ad on Craigslist that read :
“DESPERATE BLONDE NEEDS WS TIX (Philadelphia) Diehard Phillies fan–gorgeous tall buxom blonde– in desperate need of two World Series Tickets. Price negotiable— I’m the creative type! Maybe we can help each other!”
Finkelstein was contacted by undercover officers, then charged with soliciting prostitution and related offenses after she agreed to sex in exchange for the tickets.
She will receive a summons to appear in court.
I say the only crime she committed was describing herself as gorgeous. Now give her the death penalty. There are already enough people on Craigslist who lie about their looks.
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