Some great minds added laugh tracks, applause and other fab audience reactions to scenes from “Showgirls,” solidifying the shitastic epic as what it was truly meant to be–a comedy.

Okay, sooooo…it’s no secret: “Showgirls” is my favorite movie. Here’s a lolz sweded version of the infamous Spago scene from the movie. These two fellas are spot-on with uncanny accuracy. Every nuance is captured.

Nothing goes better together like a good fight and nudity.  Let’s take a look at the top 10 naked fight scenes of all time. And by naked, I mean I’m not talking obstructed or implied nudity here– I’m talking about bare boobs, butt cracks and more combined with awesome knife wielding, punch throwing and ass kicking action-packed bloody and raw moments.

1. AMERICAN PSYCHO


Threesome and naked chainsaw chase
Before he became the dark knight, Christian Bale was the poster child of dark comedy cult film for his turn as the quirky psychopathic serial killer Patrick Batemen in the ’80s-set “American Psycho.” After a vigorous–and hilarious–threesome with a street hooker and an escort, chock full of quotable lines like “Sabrina, don’t just stare at it–eat it,” a naked, chainsaw-wielding Christian Bale chases after and massacres one of the girls with astonishing precision that would make Leatherface jealous.

And just for fun, the threesome:

Cara Seymour Krista Sutton American Psycho – The best video clips are here

2. ALEXANDER – Rosario Dawson and Colin Farrell get primal

Rosario Dawson Naked – Click here for funny video clips
Rosario Dawson was at her most voluptuous when she teamed up to play bride to hotter-than-ever Colin Farrell in “Alexander.” During a wedding night scene, an unwilling-to-consummate-the-marriage Dawson tries to fight off Farrell’s advances, then puts a knife to his throat before the two succumb to a fireside romp.

3. EASTERN PROMISES – BATHHOUSE RUMBLE

FIGHT! – The best bloopers are a click away
In a four-minute-long bathhouse scene, ‘Lord’ Viggo Mortenson battles two goons clad in nothing but tattoos in the Russian Mafia drama, “Eastern Promises.” On why he opted to bare all for the scene, Mortenson said ”I said, I know people freeze-frame this stuff,” the actor recalls of the shoot. ”But the main thing is to do a good job on the scene and not compromise it.”

4. FARGO- Belt Beating

In the Coen brother’s 1996 Academy Award winning darling, indie dramedy “Fargo,” Steve Bucemi is featured at his best as a bungling criminal. In the belt thrashing scene, Steve Bucemi is interrupted midway through a screw with a hooker when an angry associate enters to kick his ass–literally. In fact, everyone gets an ass-bare beat down. Other great quotable lines are in this scene like “Smoke a f—ing peace pipe.” And “Shep, what the hell are you doing?! I’m banging that girl,” never disappoints.

5. SHOWGIRLS – Andrew Carver vs. Nomi Malone

Nomi Malone Vs. Andrew Carver – Funny videos are here

After her best friend gets raped by an a–hole rock star in “Showgirls,” Elizabeth Berkley’s Nomi Malone does what anyone
else would do: No, not call the cops silly. Instead, she paints her nails–and nipples–calls him, and tricks the douche bag into thinking she’s going to eff him. Then, while she’s topless and he’s sucking on her breasts, she pulls out a knife and kicks the shiet out of him with her flapjacks flapping about.  The best part is when she’s done with him and gives the camera the most diabolical and poorly acted facial expression in cinematic history.

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If you couldn’t tell by now, “Showgirls” is my favorite movie of all
time. Elizabeth Berkley’s character in the film, Nomi Malone, is
pissed-off from start to finish, and her interaction with other characters
is fraught with excessive and unecessary responses. Watch how she over-pours the ketchup and then tosses her fries in the air. It’s very lolz
worthy. This is truly a cinematic triumph of writing and directing.

“Showgirls” is quite possibly the greatest, unintentionally funny movies of all time. It’s a camp classic with great quotable moments. Here’s a great lolz scene with Elizabeth Berkley and Gina Gershon.