Butterface finished second in his heat to score a qualification spot at the Swimming World Cup in Berlin. Last week he admitted that his performance at the Stockholm World Cup was disappointing because he “wasn’t in the best shape.” I’m glad he’s still in the game so we can get more lovely facial expressions like this one!
Back in 2000, Enrique Iglesias’ music video for Sad Eyes was too hot for tv, and his label kept it unreleased. Until now.
The video features him de-shirted and touchy-touchy with himself as he lusts after a phone sex commercial gal, who is played by porn actress Cassidey. Coincidentally, he later runs into this bimbo as he’s picking up hookers. Soul mates, perhaps? At 3:25, he brings her back to his hotel room for a romp–and Enrique is full on naked! Of course his tiny bits are covered by the hooker’s legs. The best part comes when he takes her into his bedroom where there is conveniently a stripper pole growing out of his mattress–or rather, in between his legs (symbolism, much?). I am not kidding.
Later, he wakes up alone–in bed–only to realize it was all a dream. But did he wet the sheets? I know I just did!
Why they kept this treasure unearthed for so long baffles me.
Check out the stills after the jump!
Who enjoyed his early years as a tranny/goth Boy-George-like creature before realizing he was a hottie with a big peepee who should become a famous porn star?
Answer after the jump!
Atlanta Falcons tight end Tony Gonzalez and his wife, actress October (yep, like the month), stripped down for the latest PETA campaign. The pair are featured naked for an anti-fur poster and an interview to PETA on their vegan lifestyle.
Maybe October should rethink that no meat policy next time she’s got this staring in her face:
Check out the behind-the-scenes naked video and stills after the jump!
Butterface finished third in the 100 meters medley final at the World Cup meet in Stockholm, Sweden today–and critics are crying that it was a disappointing finish for him. But I say he should tell them to fuck off, or rather “Fan ta dig” (that’s in Rosetta Stone Swedish–he needs to keep his sponsors happy).
He told Swedish press: “I know I’m not in the best shape and I should be in better shape,” Phelps said. “I didn’t hit my first wall right, so it’s kind of disappointing but I’m happy overall.”
I’m happy overall, too. Especially because he opted to wear the traditional old-style swimsuit, rather than the high-tech full body suits the other competitors are using to kick his ass. He looks great, but should probably lay off the Subway Chicken Terrier sandwiches if he wants to be in the “best shape” for the next meet. But like I said, I like Butterface exactly how he is, and he can still sug min kuk and get it in the Arsel anytime, any place.
Let’s wish him luck, in Swedish. All together now: “Slampa!”
More images after the jump!
Watch this convincing female (except she has not boobs) reveal that she’s actually a HE on Jerry Springer. I suspect this is exactly the way Giselle plans on telling Tom Brady. And in case you’re wondering, the new head security guard who replaced Steve Wilkos (who now has his own talk show) is Chicago policeman Pete Kelly–and I put some yummy photos of him after the jump. MAJOR UPGRADE, Jerry!
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