Didn’t Kellan Lutz just say he doesn’t want people to salivate over his nipples? It only works that way when you remember to keep on your shirt. Blonds.
Yesterday he issued this statement–and followed it up by leaving his house to grab something from his car sans shirt:
“By no means do I want to be a piece of meat for the rest of my career. It’s funny when you get asked to do a talk show, and then they follow it up with requesting you take your shirt off.”
More after the jump!
Jedward channeled infamous 1960′s London gangster twins Ronnie and Reggie Kray for a Who’s Jack magazine cover, Mirror reports. They also shared their thoughts on what their harsh critics had to say about their debut album, Planet Jedward.
Edward told Who’s Jack:
“Some of the biggest stars met with criticism when they first started. When Rihanna came out with her first album – it was OK, but then she released Good Girl Gone Bad everyone was like ‘wow’. It was the same with Beyonce.”
Uh, whatever.
The boys are currently promoting their reality show, Jedward: Let Loose, airing Tuesdays on ITV2.
P.S. It’s actually really good. Expect a recap if I squeeze the time in.
Is it just me or do you see nothing but lips, lips lips? It reminds me of the Rocky Horror Picture Show’s Double Feature lips.
You know what’s coming after the jump!
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Gentle poet Katie Price let the ghost of her alter ego Jordan speak through her in a recent interview where she compares herself to “an ugly fat woman” because she–like any fat women–really, really tries hard to please a man during sexytime.
The Sun explains:
The glamour model, 32, made the startling revelation today, adding: “I’m worse than an animal. I’m an extremist in bed.”
When quizzed on her style between the sheets, the ever-frank mum-of-three waxed lyrical about her technique.
She explained: “If you act up to their ideas then you’re fine. You can say I’m like an ugly fat woman, cos they’re the ones they say really try. I’m like one of them, I make an effort. I’m not just a lay on your back, open your legs, look at the time. I actually work it.”
According to her logic, Kirstie Alley and Louie Anderson must have men lining up around the corner like a section 8 waiting list in Atlanta. The last time I got compared to a “fat girl in bed” was the time I started singing when sexytime was over. bah dum bum pssssssssh. And then there was that time my lovah asked me why I had a water bed and I said “correction: it’s gravy.” bah dum bum psssssssh. But nothing compares to that time my boo said he wanted to sit back and watch me choke the chicken and I said “original or extra crispy.” bah dum bum pssssssh.
Thank you, no seriously, thank you. You can catch me on stage in the Catskills all next week.
BBC recently celebrated the 10-year anniversary of The Weakest Link with a week of airing popular special edition episodes. And in an interview with The Sun, crass queen of one-liners, Anne Robinson, reflected on her reign as hostess of the game show.
On interacting with contestants:
“They all say hello and I just don’t answer because I think it heightens the tension. I’ve seen grown men with knees knocking.”
On the show’s celebrity editions:
“Piers Morgan got on everyone’s nerves in the green room,” she said. “The first round he answered every question correctly and they voted him off!
“Pete Burns stormed off.”
On her dream contestants:
“Alec Baldwin, George Clooney and anyone who I want to sleep with or makes me laugh, so that rules out all politicians except Boris Johnson.”
From a special celebrity edition of The Weakest Link, here’s the man of the hour:
Out and proud DILF Ricky Martin posted a curious Twitter message today about his “self love.” He wrote: “when i ask the cosmos for something i do it standing up, with my head up high and with open arms….#selflove.”
Is it getting hot in here or what? I always thought his self love would look more like THIS.
Jennifer Hudson shows her new bod on the cover of InStyle Makeover magazine, and chats on her transformation from size 16 to 6. “I don’t want to lose any more weight, and you’re never going to see me skinny,” she said. “I think this is a good, natural size for me.” The 28-year-old Dreamgirl credits exercising five times a week (damn) and Weight Watchers. She added: “I’m like, wow! This is what I look like?”
And surprisingly enough, her incredibly fine and fit significant other, former VH1 I Love NY hot mess and now WWE hot mess David Otunga (<—-check the link for a giggle), isn’t too supportive. “David doesn’t like change,” she said. “He tells me I have no breasts anymore. He tries to feed me.” He has enough boobs for the two of you! The new issue of InStyle Makeover hits newsstands Friday.
ADORABLE CUTENESS OVERLOAD AHEAD! Jennifer and David’s one-year-old, David Jr. after the jump!!!
Celebrity makeup artist Gary Cockerill is the person responsible for how beautiful his BFF Katie Price looks. And he’s got an autobiography out (of which the cover looks like the Playbill of a Gay Men’s Chorus) that spills great tidbits on his friendship with the glamor model.
The best gem comes from how he took Katie into the shadowy corners of a gay club, and when the boys and their bloodhound-like pen15es smelled Katie’s orangina, all hell broke loose. He tells NOTW:
“We went to a gay bar called Amphora in which there was a Dark Room,” he recalls.
“Kate had never heard of them, so we explained it’s basically a completely dark room where men go to have sex or just a quick feel – all very sleazy,” says Gary. “Phill and I have never been into it, but Kate got it into her head that she wanted to go in for a laugh.
“After a few drinks and a dance she still wouldn’t let up about going in the bloody Dark Room, so eventually Phill agreed to sneak her in. But he warned her, ‘Do not, whatever you do, say anything or touch anything ‘cos it’s meant to be men only and we’ll get in serious trouble. Hold my hand and stay close’.
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