In an interview with The Advocate, Fergie waxes poetic on working with the all-star cast of Nine,  how it took therapy to realize that sleeping with women while being in a relationship with a man = CHEATING, and admits her penchant for men with big d*cks.

After you discussed past sexual experiences with women in an interview with The Sun in May, headlines everywhere read, “Fergie Admits She’s Bisexual!”
The funny thing is that I was very open and honest about that from the very beginning, and everyone was acting like it was some new trend. Go back four or five years, people, and you’ll see the same answer.

How did Josh handle the hoopla?
I’ve been very honest with him from the get-go. I think women are beautiful, I’ve had a lot of fun with women, and I’m not ashamed of it. The problem is that I also love a well-endowed man. But just because I enjoy women doesn’t mean I’m allowed to have affairs in my relationship. I learned through talking with my therapist that it is still cheating even if it’s with girls, so there is a rule there.

Does Josh know he has a big gay following?
Oh, he knows, and he loves it. And I encourage it. I love his gay male fans because they have the same thoughts about him that I do.

Want to verify if Josh really is well endowed? NSFW shot after the jump!

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SNL alum and 30 Rock darling Tracy Morgan performed a hysterical stand-up set last night at Carnegie Hall as part of the NY Comedy Festival.

Here are some of the best parts:

On women rejecting men in bars: “That’s girls’ thing now. They go out just to say no. ‘I got a boyfriend.’ Yeah where he at?”

(WAHAHA) “You gotta stick your tongue in her f-cking butthole. That’s my whole thing: buttholes and toes.”

“Incredible Hulk is a drunk white dude in a bar. He couldn’t be black. Hulk would be turning green over every little thing.”

“Michael could molest the sh-t out of me and I’m a grown man. I would brag about that sh-t on the corner.”

“It’s give and take. If she gagging, you got to toss the salad.”

“Barack probably had Michelle in the window doggy-style. ‘Yes, Mr. President, yes Mr. President.’”

“Everybody knows white boys can’t dance. Motherf-ckers look like toddlers + sh-t.” (Cue: toddler dance).

On getting in trouble for gay humor, “If you can take a dick, you can take a joke.”

In an interview with UK rag Sugar, Leona Lewis reveals she had the opportunity to kiss Gossip Girl’s Chace Crawford in one of her music videos, but kind of thinks of him as too good of a gurrrlfriend to smooch. I think Ed Westwick feels the same way.

‘They wanted me and Chace [Crawford] to kiss in the I Will Be video. But I said no way.’

She added: ‘I’d just have been too embarrassed, he’s my friend! He’s so beautiful, I mean, look at him – he could be a girl. He’d be a really pretty girl. But I just don’t think of him like that. And it wouldn’t be fair to Lou [her hot-ass boyfriend] to kiss other guys.’

Via Daily Mail

Photographer John Keatley spent six days following Sarah Palin around the Alaskan wilderness in order to capture her at just the right moment for the cover art of her autobiography, Going Rouge. And in those six days, he told Politico what took media outlets only a matter of minutes to conclude:

“She was very kind and I didn’t have any deep or interesting conversations with her.”

Mad Men star January Jones and her boobs (mostly her boobs) grace the cover of the November issue of GQ, She shares how she’s still pissed that her first boyfriend in L.A., Ashton Kutcher, told her she’s not a good actress.

“The guy I was dating when I first got to L.A. was not supportive of my acting,” she says. “He was like, I don’t think you’re going to be good at this. So–fuck you! He only has nice things to say now–if anything, I should thank him. Because the minute you tell me I can’t do something, that’s when I’m most motivated.”

Wait a minute. Did he tell her that before or after his acclaimed performance in this:

Gerard Butler is the new Jean Claude Van Damme of ass-showing nudie scenes in movies. And he doesn’t mind being known for dropping trous for the sake of film, he revealed in an interview with WENN:

“I love to show my rear end in roles. I fear it’s becoming a bit of a habit, a tradition that I have to show my a** in every movie that I can.”

And we have no problem with that. He co-stars with Jaime Foxx in action/thriller Law Abiding Citizen, in theaters Friday, and says that there was “real genius” behind showing his “skinny, tight ass” for the role.

“This was always a great scene in the movie and actually speaks volumes about this character and part of the wackiness and unexpectedness that happens… He’s completely unpredictable and so when he strips off it makes sense.

“I mean there’s a genius behind that and if it means I have to bare my ass again than so be it. “I’ve always had a skinny, tight a** but I had to bulk up for this film; I was inspired by watching (Robert) DeNiro in Taxi Driver during the scene where he’s doing the push-ups and he’s so cut. A lot more is said in that than somebody just being big and kind of a meathead”

Here’s the trailer to Law Abiding Citizen:

Via INMF

That she is still alive, can only be attributed to being wealthy and her family’s celebrity. Indeed, just as we’re all surprised Mackenzie Phillips still has a beating pulse, we can say the same about Star Wars icon Carrie Fisher. As the daughter of screen legend Debbie Reynolds and Eddie Fisher (who left daughter Carrie and wife Debbie to bed Elizabeth Taylor), the parallels of success coupled with battles with drink, drug and mental illness make for a juicy cocktail of tell-all stories.

The NY Post chatted up Carrie on her curious past detailed in her memoir Wishful Drinking, which is also the same title of her one-woman show debuting tonight in NYC at Studio 54. She opened up on how electroshock therapy cured her of her psychological woes, why she thinks Bill Murray is “scary” and how only until recently she realized that Princess Leia is a fetish:

On meeting Hollywood icons as a child of a star:

..when I was about 15, my friend and I ran into Groucho Marx. I said, “Hi, I’m Debbie Reynolds’ daughter,” and he said, “I went to visit your mother in the hospital one time to see if those were real.” He meant her breasts. This is what he says to a 15-year-old girl.

On realizing Princess Leia has become a fetish object:

I did not fully grasp that until somewhat recently. It’s a really bizarre abstraction. I went into this shop and this guy said, “Oh my God, you’re Carrie Fisher. I thought about you every day from 12 to 22.” And instead of saying, “What happened at 22?” I said, “Every day?” And he said, “Well — four times a day.”

On who was funniest of the freshman-year Saturday Night Live cast she befriended:

Probably Danny [Aykroyd], because I was engaged to him, and thought he was really, really funny. But John [Belushi] was hilarious. I thought Bill Murray was a teensy bit scary. Gilda [Radner] had a crush on [Fisher’s ex-husband] Paul [Simon] at one point, so our relationship was strained.

Via NY Post