The question that keeps you up all night: What’s better than little kids (but not nearly as good as drag queens) performing Lady Gaga and Beyonce? Well, look up. That’s right–LITTLE ADULTS!

Watch Terra Jole as “MINI GAGA” and Tonya Banks as “MINI BEYONCE” have a turn at Telephone in a performance after a Zephyrs baseball game in New Orleans, recorded in June.

As you’ll see, these girls are STARS–the crowd went completely wild for them. Especially this guy:

He gets a lot of camera time, so pay attention to how animated he gets.

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Katy Perry was a big hit in her stint as guest judge on X Factor last week. In fact, she impressed fellow judge Simon Cowell so much, he’s said to have offered her $340,000-a-week to judge the US version of The X Factor.

Hold on, let’s look at that again: $340,000-a-week!!!

Contact Music reports:

A source said: “Simon wants to get the judging names signed, sealed and announced within six weeks. He wants at least one massive American star, someone who is known globally, plus one Brit and at least one authoritative male.

“Katy was thrilled, especially by the package which is said to be a $340,000-a-show deal.”

I support this 100%!!! Katy Perry is going to be the greatest judge of all time. You want to know why? Like most people in the music industry, she doesn’t care about the noise coming out of someone’s mouth–she just wants to see the goods under the shirt.

Good attitude! Watch her demand 23-year-old lifeguard/singer Stephen Concannon to remove his shirt if he wants to move forward. It’s as if she’s recalling the exact same way she got started in the music biz.

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Jedward channeled infamous 1960′s London gangster twins Ronnie and Reggie Kray for a Who’s Jack magazine cover, Mirror reports. They also shared their thoughts on what their harsh critics had to say about their debut album, Planet Jedward.

Edward told Who’s Jack:

“Some of the biggest stars met with criticism when they first started. When Rihanna came out with her first album – it was OK, but then she released Good Girl Gone Bad everyone was like ‘wow’. It was the same with Beyonce.”

Uh, whatever.

The boys are currently promoting their reality show, Jedward: Let Loose, airing Tuesdays on ITV2.

P.S. It’s actually really good. Expect a recap if I squeeze the time in.

Is it just me or do you see nothing but lips, lips lips? It reminds me of the Rocky Horror Picture Show’s Double Feature lips.

You know what’s coming after the jump!
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A Bulgarian man says he plans to get a cosmetic overhaul–complete with a SEX CHANGE operation to become his pop idol, Lady Gaga!

Penio Daskalov, 24, a singer and reality TV star, already has such convincing feminine looks that he was able to dupe his Big Brother (Bulgaria) housemates into thinking he was a woman.

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America’s Got Talent contestant Kristina Young was more red faced than poker faced after a god awful rendition of a Lady Gaga song. I think the entire nation experienced second-hand embarrassment in solidarity as she infused Bob Fosse into Poker Face, complete with snapping of the fingers, lying on a piano, a chair dance and a chorus boy from Chicago. The episode first aired last week, and was on again last night.

If I’m correct (READ: of course I am), this chick was the only contestant in the semi-finals to receive three x’s from the judging panel.   Three X’s Translates to: “BITCH, PLEASE!”

Sharon Osbourne described it as “really wrong,” Howie Mandel likened it to a “cheesy, Saturday Night Live“ mockery of pop music. Piers Morgan kindly saved her from tears with a “don’t give up.”

This is truly the saddest/most lolz moment I’ve seen in live TV since Kate Gosselin butchered Gaga on Dancing With the Stars.

If your face does not do this, I will give you a refund:

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Emmy host Jimmy Fallon Gleeked out, big time, on TV’s biggest night with various singing bits and a great opening number featuring the cast of Glee, Betty White, Tina Fey, Kate Gosselin, Jon Hamm, fat dude from Lost, Joel McHale and Randy Jackson performing Born to Run. Can we say epic?!

Big winners of the night included Modern Family, which upset Glee for Best Comedy (upside down smiley face), Mad Men for Best Drama (eye roll, duh), Top Chef ousted seven-years-in-a-row winner Amazing Race for Best Reality Competition series (thank god), and tracksuit goddess Jane Lynch claimed Best Supporting Actress in a Comedy for Glee.

The list of winners goes on, check it out after the jump!

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Squeeze some Visine in your eyes and pull up a chair, you’re about to witness exponential fierceness from Nicki Minaj’s #1 fan. I can guarantee you have never seen such an artful and well choreographed study of Nicki’s signature head-bobbing and bulging eyes. It’s as if her ghost is having a seizure and working through him. Yes, he’s even BETTER than the original.

Just watch him pay tribute to the rap goddess’s verse in the new Trey Songz hit Bottoms Up, and you’ll see what I mean. And speaking of bottoms up, something tells me he likes to live by those very words ***wink wink***. What you didn’t see was how he went bottoms up when Trey Songz lost his shirt in the video (yup, me too). He’s probably got footprints on his ceiling and swollen wrists (yup, me too). Hell, I go bottoms up every time Mike “The Situation” shows his armpits.

While I go to the kitchen and make a bottoms up of a different kind happen to a glass of Crown Royal, you can go watch the MUST-SEE video after the jump!

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