R&B group Color Me Badd gets the literal music video treatment for their 90’s anthem I Wanna Sex You Up from parody rapper SeanieMic. You may remember his hysterical Biz Markie Just a Friend literal music video that I posted a while back. What do you think of this one?

Beyonce got a little weird. Lady GaGa got a little normal. That’s basically the premise of Video Phone, the latest music video by Beyonce featuring the Gentleman. It’s very trippy, and I say watch this after you drop some magic mushrooms or acid–you’ll really get the message then. You know Gentleman GaGa added some subliminal messages and shit. What do you make of the video?

Here are a few ideas I have on what it all means:

This scenes establishes a message Beyonce has echoed for years: “I make a hotter looking Rihanna, than Rihanna.”

In this scene, a universal truth is revealed: The black-and-white cookie is the best cookie of all time.

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Back in 2000, Enrique Iglesias’ music video for Sad Eyes was too hot for tv, and his label kept it unreleased. Until now.

The video features him de-shirted and touchy-touchy with himself as he lusts after a phone sex commercial gal, who is played by porn actress Cassidey. Coincidentally, he later runs into this bimbo as he’s picking up hookers. Soul mates, perhaps? At 3:25, he brings her back to his hotel room for a romp–and Enrique is full on naked! Of course his tiny bits are covered by the hooker’s legs. The best part comes when he takes her into his bedroom where there is conveniently a stripper pole growing out of his mattress–or rather, in between his legs (symbolism, much?). I am not kidding.

Later, he wakes up alone–in bed–only to realize it was all a dream. But did he wet the sheets? I know I just did!

Why they kept this treasure unearthed for so long baffles me.

Check out the stills after the jump!

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I LOVE JOEL McHALE! E!’s The Soup issued this lolz parody music video of Gossip Girl slut Ed Westwick’s intense stares and cheesy talk. I’m Bored (You Ruined my Pants) pretty much sums up how I feel after watching it.

I guarantee you’ve never seen graphics like this before–a scene from ‘80-rific The Worst Witch.

I remember Elton John, so eloquently telling Lily Allen that he could still “snort her under the table,” at the GQ awards in London last year. And boy did he prove it.

Whatever he snorted that gave him the gusto to do–whatever it is he’s doing–over a piano while performing at the Palau Sant Jordi arena in Barcelona last Tuesday, should be shared. Immediately!

Beautiful occasional-lady Adam Lambert is tired of hearing the whining about his tranny fierce album cover, For Your Entertainment, and has taken to Twitter to defend his artistic vision:

Thank you to those who appreciate and understand that the album cover is deliberately campy,” he wrote this morning. “It’s an omage [sic] to the past. It IS ridiculous.

“For those that don’t get it: oh well…Glad to have gotten your attention,” he added. “Androgyny. Rock n Roll.”

He’s right, it is an homage–to his Lisa Frank Trapper Keeper past–and I love it!

Via E! Online