Please watch this clip from a what’s described as the “most expensive” Indian Telegu film ever, you will never look at a perilous situation the same way again. Based on real events (I’m 100% sure of this), this flick shows what one can accomplish with a Jeep and a cliff, and some really good machete throwing skillz. Thank you, Internet.
Slumdog Millionaire director Danny Boyle takes moviegoers on yet another mind f*ck in his latest effort, 127 Hours, starring James Franco as Aron Ralston, the man who spent five days trapped by a boulder in a Utah canyon–and his decision to amputate his arm to free himself.
With…a… pocket…knife.
Incredibly, this is the same experience Nick Cannon described on his wedding night. Where’s his movie, hmmm?
127 Hours hits theaters November 5.
WATCH THE TRAILER AFTER THE JUMP!
OMG. I can’t believe she actually did this, but it is truly LOLz. According to this actress, here are the only roles she could play in a Tyler Perry movie: 1) “Nasty White Sales Lady” 2) “New White Girlfriend” 3) “Corporate White Boss” 4) “Hooker” 5) “New White Wife”
WATCH IT AFTER THE JUMP!
BEAUTIFUL Sharon Osbourne stepped out with a bare face last week–a first for the TV presenter who has admitted to a fondness of plastic surgery and heavy makeup. It appears as if she’s making an attempt to turn back the clock by dying her hair back to its natural dark color, and her soft-handed use of lipstick and eyeshadow paid a nod to a time before her face saw a surgeon’s knife.
***UPDATE***
Moving forward with our celebration of F*ck You month, here’s a genius compilation of various f-bomb moments in cinema. For those of you at work right now, I suggest you unplug your headphones and raise your volume to sonic levels ONLY IF you’re ready to slide your way into the arms of your gay lover waiting to tap that unemployed azz in Queens. This is THAT good.
I’d also like to nominate this scene for entry into the cinematic F*ck You cannon:
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“Ohhhh. Ohhh my. Oh gawd. Mah eyes, mah poohr eyes. I don’t know how to say this, but I think your lady flower is eating your dress. It’s blowing harder than how Scarlett Johansson auditions for roles. It looks like a massive black hole under your dress wants to engulf the galaxy, much like Danielle Staub’s vageen. Oh dear gawd.”
“Wait. Was it something I said? OH GAWD. IT’S HAPPENING IN THE BACK TOO.”
TAKEN FROM A PRESS RELEASE: “This is a computer generated analysis of what years of boozing will do to actor Jonathan Rhys-Myers’ face if rehab isn’t a success. Experts are warning him that he might lose his hairline. They’ve even sent him several images of Jude Law as a scare tactic, sources reveal.”
Scary, huh?
At left, Jonathan Rhys-Myers still maintains all of his looks, but has lost a significant amount of hair. At right, Jonathan Rhys-Myers today.
***UPDATE: WAIT, HOLD ON. I’M GETTING A CALL……..***
What’s that? It’s NOT Jonathan Rhys-Myers, you say?
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