The question that keeps you up all night: What’s better than little kids (but not nearly as good as drag queens) performing Lady Gaga and Beyonce? Well, look up. That’s right–LITTLE ADULTS!

Watch Terra Jole as “MINI GAGA” and Tonya Banks as “MINI BEYONCE” have a turn at Telephone in a performance after a Zephyrs baseball game in New Orleans, recorded in June.

As you’ll see, these girls are STARS–the crowd went completely wild for them. Especially this guy:

He gets a lot of camera time, so pay attention to how animated he gets.

VIDEO AFTER THE JUMP!

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Hmmm…Okay…I guess I’ll just have to be the first one to say it: Something looks VERY off about Rihanna in these new pictures, taken Tuesday. Did Rihanna’s fivehead get bigger or something? Let’s have a closer look.

I’m convinced it got bigger.

Just to add some perspective and adjust for scale to help emphasize my point, take a look at a comparison to the world’s largest billboard:

So……..much…….space. How the eff is this possible?

***UPDATE***

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Patriots rookie linebacker Brandon Spikes has a sex tape hit the interwebs yesterday. According to Boston Herald, the video was first offered to Deadspin.com for $1,500, but when they balked at paying, World Star Hiphop obtained it. The video, which originated on Chatroulette,  features the 22-year-old lying on a bed as a Dollar Store version of Kim Kardashian performs oral sex on him. A source says it was filmed when he was in college. Spikes has since confirmed that he is the person seen in the tape and says he’s “embarrassed.”

I’m not sure what number is printed on the back of his Patriots jersey, but judging by the tape, it looks like it might be “8″

Watch for yourself! NSFW NSFW NSFW AFTER THE JUMP!

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A Bulgarian man says he plans to get a cosmetic overhaul–complete with a SEX CHANGE operation to become his pop idol, Lady Gaga!

Penio Daskalov, 24, a singer and reality TV star, already has such convincing feminine looks that he was able to dupe his Big Brother (Bulgaria) housemates into thinking he was a woman.

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Kelis unveiled her blond, vertical new ‘do at Ibiza Rocks in Spain on Tuesday. There can only be one possible source of inspiration Kelis looked to…

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Richard Bialon, 68, of Stuart, Fla. (big surprise), was arrested on a misdemeanor disorderly intoxication charge after police spotted him in a heated “obscene” argument with his bicycle.

“Customers were coming to the Mobil and were very disturbed as to the yelling and obscene argument the defendant was having with his bicycle,” the arrest affidavit states.

He was described as “very intoxicated,” but officers failed to mention one very important thing: He shares an uncanny resemblance to singer Willie Nelson!

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HINT: Just imagine “Disney: Faces of Meth, Sleeping Beauty‘s princess Aurora in real life.”

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