Rickey.org: Fighting Gravity fulfills destiny on America’s Got Talent. This. Is. Awesome.

Popbytes: Poster art for Xtina and Cher in Burlesque. Someone should send Photoshop a thank you card

OMG Blog: Jersey Shore is as real as their tans

Amy Grindhouse: Teresa Giudice explains how easy it can be to spend $11 million on Gucci shoes for her dogs

Seriously OMG: Stephanie Tanner had a baby

Gone Hollywood: Julia Roberts hits the beach with hairy armpits, Gulf coast thanks her for absorbing the oil spill

Oh La La Mag: New Vampire Diaries season 2 posters. Ian Somerhalder can suck anything he wants

Allie is Wired: A cocktail waitress turned down Chace Crawford. Is it because she’s a WEALTHY cocktail waitress who’s married to an Oscar winner? STUPID. STUPID. STUPID.

Celeb Jihad: Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus eye-banged on stage together

Earsucker: Kellan Lutz says he’s not a piece of meat. Bish, please. Don’t bite the hand that feeds you. Keep taking that shirt off and saving away that money or else its stenography school for you!

Starcasm: Shakira’s wearing Silly Bandz on her new album cover.

LA Rag Mag: Meat & bones couple: Kelly Ripa looks like she can cut a bish with her chest plate bones and Marc Consuelos looks like he might turn blue if he sucks in his gut for another minute

Girls Talkin Smack: Stars who look good with cropped hair

Zombie Toenails: Some college did a bell tribute to Lady Gaga

Dlisted: Lindsay Lohan has a new sister! Judge in paternity suit ruled Michael Lohan fathered a child outside his marriage

Oh the Scandal: Watch Yoko Ono have a two minute orgasm at MOMA, while I go have a two minute laugh spasm in front of my monitor

I Need My Fix: Matthew McCounaughey Photoshopped to bits for Dolce & Gabbana

Just Jared: Angelina Jolie’s PSA for Pakistani flood relief

Celeb Dirty Laundry: Poor Demi. Did Ashton Kutcher give that sweet d*** away?

Popbytes: Dancing With the Has-Beens promo photos now out!

OMG Blog: LOGO’s Real Housegays of New York happened! It’s called the A-List.

Amy Grindhouse: Mad Men cover Rolling Stone. Scratch that, I meant to say Mad boobs cover Rolling Stone.

Oh La La Mag: Have you changed your pants and washed your hands yet? DON’T! Look at this model first.

Seriously OMG: Looks like nothing but Good Times at the buffet table for Jimmie Walker

Gone Hollywood: Are you more surprised that Jennifer Aniston or Shia LeBouf made Forbes’ list of the 10 Most Profitable Actors?

Allie is Wired: Justin Bieber wants Miley Cyrus to play virginal Sandy D. for Grease reboot. That’s a joke, right?

Just Jared: Glee cheerio queen bee Dianna Agron drop dead Vanity Fair gorgeous

Celeb Dirty Laundry: Amy Winehouse has Pete Doherty move in with her. Coincidentally, the global bedbug population has now doubled.

Celeb Jihad: Vanessa Hudgens claims to pwn noobs

Earsucker: Samantha Ronson in trouble after her dog attacks another dog. But it’s okay when her kitty bumps another kitty? DOUBLE STANDARD!

Zombie Toenails: Bethenny Frankel says she might not return to Real Housewives of NY cast now that she has her own show, margarita company, books, etc. Also fulfilled long-time fantasy of uttering the popular Dave Chapelle refrain: “I’M RICH, BEOTCH.”

Starcasm: Tennis star Simona Halep reduced her 34DD boobs because they were affecting her performance on the court. Experts predict her performance in bed will suffer.

LA Rag Mag: Is this Melanie Griffith or Meg Ryan or the Crypt Keeper (<— my guess)?

Girls Talkin Smack: Tiger Woods buys himself a bachelor pad in NYC

I Need My Fix: Joan Rivers pissed at Dancing With the Stars snub. Says they can go “f*** themselves!”

Oh the Scandal: Guitar man Slash’s bank account to fulfill namesake’s destiny in divorce: NO PRE-NUP

Dlisted: Cameron Diaz and Alex Rodriguez are still doing it

WGB: Andy Cohen on getting pushed during cat fight on Housewives reunion

Oh La La Mag: First look at goddess Vanessa Williams for Desperate Housewives

OMG Blog: Naked Brit TV actor Chris Geere goodness

Amy Grindhouse: Vivid still holding their breath for Heidi Montag sex tape

Rickey.org: Official Dancing With the Stars cast revealed: Margaret Cho, Bristol Palin, The Hoff, Michael Bolton

Seriously OMG: Gentleman Gaga is tweeting about the c*** word. And I’m not talking about cake

Celeb Jihad: Miley Cyrus’ new b♥yfriend is black~!~!~!~!

Allie is Wired: Snooki’s boyfriend proposes on the cover of a magazine without a shirt. CLASS!

Celeb Dirty Laundry: Lilo sweet talked her way out of a ticket

Gone Hollywood: Miranda Kerr topless in 3D, uh, make that 3BB

Just Jared: Bar Refaeli looking good

Earsucker: Gentleman Gaga costumes will dominate Halloween. UPDATE: Maybe not, they start at bargain of $399!!!

Zombie Toenails: Alvin and the Chipmunks want kids to stop smoking crack

Starcasm: Bjork looks like a purple piñata, now you finally have an excuse to beat her

LA Rag Mag: Jane Lynch says Brit Brit was a diva on Glee set. Sounds like someone didn’t share her chicken fingers

Dlisted: Tom Hanks’ wife Rita Wilson wore stripper chandelier shoes

Oh the Scandal: Mel B is splitting from hubby, no more ziga-zig-ahhhhs

I Need My Fix: Kelly Osbourne lost a lot of weight

Girls Talkin Smack: Jesse James and Kat Von D step out holding hands. **pukes**…There’s not enough Purell in the world….

Allie is Wired: Miley Cyrus is already dating somebody else, I believe his name is Summer’s Eve.

OMG Blog: Ronnie and The Situation have a coming out moment! Because appearing on Village Voice’s ‘gay issue’ wasn’t enough.

Amy Grindhouse: Jessica Alba gives a$$ cleavage at Machete premiere

Rickey.org: Before becoming a terror suspect, this man bombed on Canadian Idol. BOMBED, GET IT? Zing!!!!

Celeb Jihad: Olivia Wilde wears ill fitting bikini

Gone Hollywood: NY Governor praises ‘cock,’ wins my approval in process.

Celeb Dirty Laundry: Bachelor Jake Pavelka is on Match.com

Seriously OMG: Hard times fall on Michael Urie, now spends days chauffeuring (or auditioning for Village People)

Oh La La Mag: Why are these models so angry? It’s probably just the burden of having great abs and good looks.

Just Jared: Jessica Simpson not being fat right now

Hollywood Tuna: Audrina Patridge’s fake boobies doing nothing

Earsucker: Fantasia got knocked up?

Zombie Toenails: But of course, there is a Twilight gay porn. Just don’t suck the blood! (KIDDING. WRONG, I KNOW)

Starcasm: Get ready for one of those tummy-hurting laughs: Real Housewives of NY’s Alex McCord has signed a MODELING contact.

LA Rag Mag: Britney’s man’s body is yum-o

Dlisted: Oh, gawd. A baby is wearing an  ‘I ♥ The Situation’ t-shirt

Girls Talkin Smack: Taylor Swift pretending to be another gay actor’s girlfriend

I Need My Fix: Young amputee Liu Wei plays piano with toes on China’s Got Talent. Yeah, but can he juggle?

Oh the Scandal: Word on the playground is, Justin Bieber is a ‘precocious little brat’

Allie is Wired: Glee drama! Santana KEYED Puck’s car because he’s a slut

OMG Blog: Meet the new Susan Boyle

SeriouslyOMG: Fat guy from Lost filmed a Hardees commercial

Amy Grindhouse: Oooh, pretty: The alternative Lady Gaga Vanity Fair covers

Celeb Jihad: Selena Gomez is about to be deported again

Rickey.org: Briston Palin to join Dancing With the Stars F*ck it, We’ll Take Anybody

Gone Hollywood: MacGruber leaving SNL!

Celeb Dirty Laundry: Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt to seek counseling

Oh La La Mag: Madonna cleaning for Docle & Gabbana

Just Jared: Adam Lambert and Katy Perry catch the Scissor Sisters concert

Hollywood Tuna: Rachel Uchitel makes an ass out of herself

Earsucker: John Mayer bashes the Huffington Post

Zombie Toenails: Everybody Jennifer Aniston dated eff’d Jessica Simpson at one point?

Starcasm: Does the Jersey Shore cast have herpes? ***Shakes magic 8 ball “outlook good”***

LA Rag Mag: Lourdes supports marijuana

Dlisted: Someone got an Antoine Dodson tattoo–and she’s not 103.

Girls Talkin Smack: 10 hottest celebrity chef tests your fantasy to hear Gordon Ramsay yell ‘you taste like piss’

Oh the Scandal: Robbie Williams goes Brokeback in new music video

I Need My Fix: Enrique Iglesias says he ‘couldn’t get laid in a whorehouse’ when he was younger

Rickey.org: Prince Poppycock is the male Lady Gaga. He’s all poppy, she’s all c_____k.

OMG Blog: Life of Anna Nicole Smith to become an opera

Amy Grindhouse: Paris Hilton in nothing but a towel moments after knifeman attempts to break in her home

Seriously OMG: Betty White’s Hot in Cleveland blooper reel for the lolz

Celeb Jihad: Joe Jonas and Ashley Greene kiss staged

Gone Hollywood: Celebrities who are good or bad in bed! Paris Hilton, Eminem and Russell Brand are duds. 50 cent has a tiny dickus. Simon Cowell rocks the boat.

Allie is Wired: Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth have split up.

Oh La La Mag: James Franco’s brother in underwear for a video about c*ckblocking.

Popbytes: Brit Brit in a bikini on holiday in Hawaii with her man. She’s gonna get lei’d tonight. Zing!

Celeb Dirty Laundry: Jennifer Aniston vows to stop picking rom-com roles that mask her lack of acting abilities, or in her own words she’s “going in a different direction”

Just Jared: Beyonce and Jay-Z yachting in Monte Carlo

Hollywood Tuna: Reese Witherspoon attempts cleavage. Awe, I give her a B for effort. No, make that an A.

Earsucker: Montana Fishburne shot for Playboy and subsequently kept the Photoshop industry thriving.

Zombie Toenails: So they sell zombie dildos now–as in a plastic peenus that appears to have rotting flesh and discoloration? They should try marketing it as “Larry King Kock.”

Starcasm: Audition videos for The Biggest Loser is like fat fetish porn: so many doughy torsos, you might need a Virginia Slim (or a Virginia Pleasantly Plump) when you’re through

LA Rag Mag: Is that a cup inside Joe Jonas’s pants or is he just…nah, it’s a cup.

Dlisted: Just because people still salivate over Marky Mark’s dick doesn’t mean that he should act like one

Oh the Scandal: Xenu gave John Travolta a new boy in Kelly Preston’s belly

I Need My Fix: Mad Men’s ginger Christina Hendricks is the new boobs face of London Fog

Girls Talkin Smack: Timbaland attempted suicide over a piece of jewelry he lost

Seriously OMG: Christina Applegate shows her baby bump and the guy who bumped it in her

OMG Blog: A contortionist go-go boy?

Amy Grindhouse: Britney Spears magazine cover? Or underage porn magazine cover? You decide.

Celeb Dirty Laundry: Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart moving in together to pretend to do the nasty

Celeb Jihad: Miley Cyrus gets spanked by mom on video!

Rickey.org: Reason #530 why X Factor is superior to American Idol: They use autotune.

Gone Hollywood: Lindsay Lohan demands court apology

Oh La La Mag: Jesus Luz’s shirt falls off whilst modeling with Alessandra Ambrosio. Funny how that happens.

Allie is Wired: Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer secretly dating

Popbytes: Guess who’s filling out their Speedo! UPDATE: ‘Guess who’s NOT filling out their Speedo!’

LA Rag Mag: Methface Jeremey Jackson and his junk jogging. If I had a paper bag, it would be love.

Starcasm: Katy Perry took campy Glamour shots as a child!!!

Just Jared: Jennifer Aniston’s Cougar Town character revealed

Zombie Toenails: Cougar Life – new dating site for your inner Jennifer Aniston (yes, I wanted the words ‘Jennifer Aniston’ to appear as many times as possible)

I Need My Fix: Sean Penn sure does make a beautiful woman

Dlisted: Lilo is on the stroll

Girls Talkin Smack: Angelina Jolie is a triple threat (excluding the husband stealing)

Oh the Scandal: Elizabeth Hurley says ‘I don’t have fake boobs.’ Sooooo….what about the c***?