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Oct

8 possible sources of inspiration for Adam Lambert’s album cover art

American Idol, Celebrity, Just For Fun, gay

Gay men everywhere can now rejoice! In an effort to undo all the “I bang hoes” damage Adam Lambert’s Details photo spread caused (ahem):

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Photoshop artists clicked the gay-it-up filter for his album cover art. For Your Entertainment is super gay, and features a beautiful, semi-transparent woman floating in the land of Xenu:

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This has me confused. Really confused. Like that time Andy Dick got woman pregnant (via intercourse) or that time Eddie Murphy got busted with a shemale diva.

Let’s hope this total mind f*ck doesn’t cause a rift between his 12-year-old girl and tranny chaser fanbase:

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And it’s pretty obvious that Glambert’s album drew from 8 possible sources of inspiration, like:

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Revered surrealist Lisa Frank.

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American Idol success story Blake Lewis.

Oct

10 really weird 900 numbers

80s, 90s, Celebrity, Flashback, Funny, Just For Fun, fail, video, wtf

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Let’s all agree that people who are stupid enough to get scammed, pretty much deserve it. For those of you who helped finance a Nigerian prince or got charged an additional $50 to your phone bill to hear Paula Abdul’s pre-recorded message–twice–I have no sympathy for you. Just take a look at some of these ridiculous 900 numbers from the ’80s and ’90s and explain to me how anyone could possibly dial them:

Crying hotline
Cost: $2 per minute
What it is: People sobbing uncontrollably
Cheaper alternative: Hear Heidi Montag sing and you too will sob uncontrollably.

Secret confessions
Cost: $2 first minute. $1 each additional minute
What it is: Listen in privately to women confessing their inner most feelings
Cheaper alternative: Go to the JJB message boards or Twitter to find out about people burning their toast

Freddy Kruger hotline
Cost: $2 first minute, 45 cents each additional minute
What it is: Listen to a child murderer tell you bed time stories. Ask mom and dad for permission first!
WTF: As a child, this commercial scared me. As an adult, this commercial made me shit myself all over again.

UFO hotline
Cost: $2 first minute, 35 cents each additional minute
Cheaper alternative: Read Weekly World News or Star magazine. Both are filled with far more entertaining lies.

Santa hotline:
Cost: 69 cents per minute
What it is: Call Santa at home in the North Pole
Cheaper alternative: Take your kids to the fucking mall

Sep

10 Funny kiddie driver collisions

Funny, Just For Fun, fail, unintentionally funny moments, video, viral, wtf

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Judging by the way some of these kids drive their toy cars, you can tell they automatically qualify for a Florida driver’s license and will possibly end up on Cops at some point in their future.

1. Kid runs over baby sister.

2. Kid runs over brother with truck.

3. Kid mows down brother.

4. Kid causes 3-way collision

5. Segway kid says “hi” to parked car with his face

Aug

Prodigies at the Daytime Emmy Awards

Celebrity, Fashion, Gossip, Just For Fun, TV, hot mess

The Daytime Emmy Awards honored some of the least famous people in showbiz, on some of the least-talked-about shows on TV, that most WORKING people can barely commit to watch regularly. Let’s take a look at some of the red carpet prodigies of last night’s broadcast.

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Boobies Prodigy: Talk show hostess newbie Wendy Williams proves she has the biggest balls boobs in daytime TV. SERIOUSLY.

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And just to add perspective, I’ve included an image of the planet Jupiter.

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DILF Prodigy: Has 38-year-old Days of our Lives (and formerly of Passions) hottie Galen Gering ever looked better? Wait, actually.

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Nevermind.

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Most Famous Star at the EMMY’s Prodigy: Big Bird–and he even got dressed up, though he did forget his pants. I hear the same thing happens to Charlie Sheen.

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OMG Prodigy: Bryton James (Eric McClure), better known as Little Richie from Family Matters, is now 23 years old and on The Young and the Restless.

Aug

Stars fatter than and as skinny as Sherri Shepherd

Celebrity, Just For Fun, TV, video

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The View’s blabbermouth Sherri Shepherd is OK! magazine’s cover girl this week, where she shares “How I Lost 41 lbs without surgery!” This comes just a few weeks after View watchers saw Sheri unveil her bod in a swimsuit–showing off her new size 6 figure that was previous a planetly size 16. Now that she’s no longer a fatty, but rather a full-figured gal, let’s look at some other size 6 celebrities she can swap clothes with:

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Khloe Kardashian is a size 6.

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Kate Winslet is a size 6.

Aug

5 other people Kim Kardashian is starting to look like

Celebrity, Hair, Just For Fun, Just hear me out

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Don’t blame Kim Kardashian for dying her hair blond–it’s pretty obvious that the sudden change is just a coping mechanism for dealing with her recent break up with Reggie Bush.
And it’s only a matter of time before the raven-haired beauty goes back to her former self. Her rich, black hair made her stand out in a crowd of Hollywood faux-blondes. In fact, she’s starting to blend in and look like so many other fame whores right now. So, I present, 5 other people Kim Kardashian is starting to look like:

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1. Giuliana Rancic

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2. Jessica Biel

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3. Jennifer Lopez

Aug

Prodigies of the Teen Choice Awards

Celebrity, Fashion, Just For Fun, fierce

It’s another year of full-size surfboards awkwardly carried off stage by celebrities at the Teen Choice Awards. The show was tapped on Sunday and finally aired Monday night. Did I watch? Nope. I was having a glass of wine while watching episodes of Intervention instead. I was celebrating the adult choice awards. But anywhoo, I’ve seen enough red carpet shots, though, and here are my winning and losing prodigies of the night:

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Hot Mess Prodigy: Miley Cyrus and Fergie.

Miley, meet your future–Peeing yourself on stage and getting into fights with gay men

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Hot piece Prodigy: Chase Crawford. This is Chase Crawford, not to be confused with Zac Efron

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Hot piece Prodigy: Zac Efron. This is Zac Efron, not to be confused with Chase Crawford

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Fierce Prodigy: Project Runway’s Christian Siriano with the cast of Glee. Lea Michele, Cory Monteith, Jenna Ushkowitz, Chris Colfer, Amber Riley and Kevin McHale.

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