After photos of a fusty Geena Davis hit the interwebs last week, the 53-year-old stunner was spotted looking faaaabulous having a ciggy at an outdoor cafe in London.
Seen above, she was snapped looking matronly playing with her children at a park in Santa Monica, Calif.
Yup, she’s still got it.
UPDATE: That’s actually You Spin Me Round singer/tranny beauty Pete Burns, formerly of ’80s band Dead or Alive. We regret the error.
You have two guesses as to why this man looks so thrilled in the above photo:
1) He just learned that the check for £250,000,000,000,000,000 he was sent from the Bank of Nigeria is not valid.
2) He just learned that he is to become a girlfriend to his well endowed cell mate.
Phoenix police say a 21-year-old Sean Sexton, an Arizona State University student, went batshit crazy outside a local check cashing store on October 28.
Sexton fired an Airsoft rifle at the store’s windows, causing more than $15,000 worth of damage.
When police arrived, Sexton fired at them. Fortunately, officers recognized it was an air rifle and didn’t return fire.
Police are unsure why Sexton fired at the business, but believe he may have had a vendetta against it. Long lines, perhaps? LESSON: get direct deposit. Sexton was arrested on charges of aggravated assault and felony criminal damage.
Katie Price’s eyebrows and lips were hella thick after a stop for some Botox fillers and such at a Beverly Hills clinic last night . Earlier she wrapped up an interview on Chelsea Lately (DVR set: check.), and it was recently announced that she will be back on UK reality TV for a stint on “I’m a Celebrity…”
Is she slowly morphing into Sylvester Stallone’s ageless and stunning mother, Jackie?
The last place untouched by a surgeon’s hands on Janice Dickinson‘s body: Her neck.
The 54-year-old Modeling Agency dictatoress was spotted walking in West Hollywood today, possibly to refill her prescription of batshit crazy–or suck the souls out of incredibly young, attractive men to rejuvenate herself before returning to her lair–or picking up a Tampon from Walgreens. Ok, I kid: We all know she’s well beyond her menstruation years!
Do you think a neck tuck will be her next cosmetic fix? I think you can see man’s first cave drawings on that thing, yikes!
An exclusive for TP readers after the jump!
Watch this convincing female (except she has not boobs) reveal that she’s actually a HE on Jerry Springer. I suspect this is exactly the way Giselle plans on telling Tom Brady. And in case you’re wondering, the new head security guard who replaced Steve Wilkos (who now has his own talk show) is Chicago policeman Pete Kelly–and I put some yummy photos of him after the jump. MAJOR UPGRADE, Jerry!
A 28-year-old man recently named by a Florida magazine as one of its hottest and coolest bachelors of 2009, was arrested–in drag–after he falsely pulled a fire alarm, twice, at a nightclub.
Ingmar “Iggy” Sprude, 28, appeared on the October issue of Gulfshore Life magazine’s cover, and was profiled for being hot, single and “cool.” Turns out he’s just a douchebag and has really, really great arms.
Dressed as Pamela Anderson from Baywatch, he pulled a fire alarm at a Halloween party at a Naples, Fla. nightclub–causing a 20 minute evacuation. Then he decided it would be cool to do it again, causing another 20 minute evacuation.
That’s when security guards decided to look at surveillance footage and saw a sloppy, manly-looking hot mess pulling the prank. Sprude has posted bond.
More after the jump!
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