On my quest to prove that the very orange and very beautiful Cristiano Ronaldo is not made from a plastic mold, I have placed various parts of his body under intense scrutiny. After an ankle injury hiatus, Cristiano has returned to full training with Real Madrid last week. Some snaps of his warm-up reveal he may need a bottle of Head & Shoulders:
Which beautiful songbird was seen signing autographs outside the BBC Radio 1 studios yesterday?
Answer after the jump!
Carrot Top–one of the most beautiful women of our time–seems to only get better looking with age, don’t you agree? And she’s starring alongside A-listers Erik Estrada and some dude from NASCAR in the latest Burger King commercial. I could really care less about the commercial, but I would love to raise an important question and get some feedback from you:
DOES ERIK ESTRADA WEAR A WIG?
Don’t blame Kim Kardashian for dying her hair blond–it’s pretty obvious that the sudden change is just a coping mechanism for dealing with her recent break up with Reggie Bush.
And it’s only a matter of time before the raven-haired beauty goes back to her former self. Her rich, black hair made her stand out in a crowd of Hollywood faux-blondes. In fact, she’s starting to blend in and look like so many other fame whores right now. So, I present, 5 other people Kim Kardashian is starting to look like:
1. Giuliana Rancic
2. Jessica Biel
3. Jennifer Lopez
Tyra Banks was photo’d at Los Angeles airport yesterday looking FIERCE. So fierce that I know you too will probably do the same to your hair. Is the backward wig the new trend? Not quite. There can only be 5 possible sources of inspiration Tyra Banks has channeled for this look:
1. Afghan Hound:
2. Slash from Guns N’ Roses:
3. Cousin It from Adams Family:
This hot man named Solange Knowles created one of the highest trending Twitter topics this week after he shaved his head. So he took to his Twitter page to explain the new shaved head look:
listen. if. i. wanted. to. make. a. statement. i. would. have. twitpic’d. photo shoot. ect. i. was. simply. taking. my. son. to. school. stupid. paps. took. pic. ive. had. my. hair. cut. like. this. for. two. weeks. i. was. NOT. inspired. by anyone. but. my. self. i. have. done. this. twice. in. my. life. i. was 16. i was 18. did. not care about your opinion. then. dont. care. now. dont. need. your. attention. or. your. co-sign. dont. want. a. edge. up. or a perm. because. im not trying. to make this “a style” or a statement. i. just. wanted. to. be. free. from. the. bondage. that. black. women sometimes. put. on. themselves. with. hair. this. phase. of. my. life. i. want to spend . the time. the energy. and the money. on something else. not in the hair salon. im. not. mad. at . all of you. that have made your opinions known. and have sent negative. energy. my way. i expected this of you. you. have. the right to have. an opinion. so. do. i.
By a show of hands, is anyone really bothered by Solange’s hair…or even cares?
Pause…pause…silence….
By a show of hands, is anyone.bothered.by.her.fucking.annoying.typing?
Finally something I can stare at hours on end that isn’t 2 Girls 1 Cup! Don’t Judge My Hair is my new favorite Web site of the moment. It’s a site dedicated to the ridicule of hot mess hairdon’ts from past and present. Both the celebrity, the common folk, the flat top and the mullet are spared no mercy. Mwahahaha.
My favorites in the jump!
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