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A 54-year-old woman in Argentina is now in recovery after doctors removed the world’s largest malignant tumor from her body.

According to reports, the 50-pound tumor had been growing in the woman’s body for a little more than a year. Stunned surgical coordinator Oscar Lopez says his team removed what was the equivalent weight of a four-year-old child or if the woman was pregnant with quadruplets. “I’ve never seen anything like it in my 34 years of medical service,” he told The Daily Mirror.

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Last week’s challenge on Scream Queens, a VH1 reality series that sees ladies compete in various horror flick acting scenes for the honor of a Velveeta crown, saw the ladies react to finding Larry King’s on the floor. And above the corpse, the source of his rotting flesh–a hive of maggots. REAL. LIVE. MAGGOTS. Not props. Most of the girls strategically covered their mouths or angled their faces, but someone didn’t get that memo. THANK GOD!

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A Seattle woman is recovering from shock after a neighbor attacked her with a bucket of feces, urine and vomit.

Police were called to the scene at a Seattle public housing complex on Sunday where Cheri Monson said she was doused in a disgusting cocktail of waste. She had feces on her back and vomit in her hair, police noted in a report. The stench was so bad, authorities said it was difficult to conduct an interview.

The victim told police how she and her neighbor had been feuding for years, but was taken by surprise by the attack. She said the suspect her and told her something was wrong with her car, then hurled the bucket of filth at her on the way back from the parking lot.

“It was awful. It was disgusting,” said Monson. “I could barely get up the stairs. And when I got up the stairs, I immediately threw up.”

Police arrested Ronald Ellis, 69, on assault charges.

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Angelic-like magician Dan Sperry scared mysophobic America’s Got Talent judge Howie Mandel out of his seat on the show’s YouTube auditions special last night. His trick involved swallowing a mint, then sawing his neck with floss to magically make it appear on the string.

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A Maryland man was arrested for spraying a woman with human semen as she was exiting a grocery store!

Police say 28-year-old Michael Wayne Edwards, Jr. was staring at a woman inside a Giant food store in Gaithersburg, then followed her to the parking lot where he approached the victim from behind and used a liquid pump spray–similar to soap dispensers–to spray her back and hair. It was determined that the liquid was filled with human semen.

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This image shows a man whose body was punctured from top to bottom with a solid steel rod in a horrifying fall that could have killed him.

Lu Jiang, 43, a carpenter in China, says he was working on the second floor of a new building when he slipped and landed on a 4-feet long, .9-inch wide steel rod that was sticking out from a concrete slab. He was impaled from below the waist through the top of his neck.

He told reporters: “I hit the ground pretty hard but my first thought was ‘God I am still alive’. I could see my hands and my feet and nothing seemed to be broken but then I found I couldn’t move and I thought my back was broken. It was then that I felt a steel rod coming out of my back – and then realized it had gone in through the bottom of my body. I was terrified – everyone was looking at me and some had covered their faces in horror – I was pinned like that for more than an hour until emergency services could cut me free.”

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