Chris Brown broke out the stretch pants and pulled some nifty moves at Houston’s last Saturday.
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Taylor Lautner’s last remaining shirtless photos

This week‘s issue of Life & Style is running THE LAST SHIRTLESS PHOTOS of TAYLOR LAUTNER. The rag ran the last remaining unpublished topless shots of the 17-year-old (GASP) from a previous photoshoot. After a media blitz of showing off his goods to promo his physique in the upcoming Twilight sequel, he’s now swearing off shirtless shots because he feels it’s “kind of embarrassing.”
“I worked hard to get in shape,” he says. “My motivation was the movie and the fans, but I don’t want to be known as just a body.”
Really? Maybe that’s a wise decision. Or else he might end up like Lucky Vanous or Gilles Marini.

And speaking of whores who like to de-shirt, Ed Westwick gave a striptease at a wedding for girlfriend Jessica Szohr’s pal–the bride. His chest acne was such a turn on, a male guest tried to get a lick, reports Star. BTW, it looks like Chuck Bass has hit the gym or cut back on the brews. YUM.
Larger Taylor Lautner after the jump!
Dennis Rodman is tranny fierce at Miami Fashion Week

Man among men Dennis Rodman brought the fierceness, the eye shadow, the lipstick and the glitter–lots of glitter–to the Russell Simmons Argyleculture fashion show at Miami Fashion Week last night. Russell tweeted the backstage moments, including a glimpse at Rodman looking demure, holding a cigar and glass of cranberry juice.
Noxeema Jackson approves.

More pics after the jump!
Shake Weight: The masturbating-style workout device for men

Three men, standing around–wielding, long, hard vibrating devices. It’s like any normal day in the locker room of a David Barton Gym. (You NYC folks know what I mean *WINK*)
Meet the Shake Weight: A revolutionary Terminator dildo (possibly sent from the future–or the gods), that debuted on the Ellen show on Friday.
And if it’s good enough for Ellen Degeneres, you know this sh*t is good. Real good.
More nudity on MTV’s Real World/Road Rules Challenge

Johnny of Real World/Road Rules Challenge: The Ruins keeps up his tradition of dropping trous in the show’s first week on the uncensored behind the scenes MTV Dailies blog. He even asks fellow cast mate Derrick to stick a special something in his culo, and it’s not a disco stick!

On a side note, Joel McHale on The Soup points out that the logo for “The Ruins” spells out “The Runs.”
In the last RW/RR Challenge, you may remember Johnny was the winner of the male cast impromptu “hottest ass contest,”–and with good reason! See the uncensored MTV Dailies blog clip and NSFW stills after the jump.
Kristen Stewart was Jodie Foster’s dykey daughter in ‘Panic Room’

Before she grew boobs and began her monthly cycle, delicate bloom Kristen Stewart was once a 12-year-old boy.Yes, a boy. Or a really, really awkward future high school lacrosse player AKA “tom boy.” What’s the equivalent term if you’re a femmy 12-year-old boy? I believe that term is: Mark Indelicato.
Call me sick and twisted, but watching Kristen Stewart get pwned at :42 is incredibly funny. Can someone please make that into a gif? PLEASE!!!!

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