Andy Roddick gets treatment from a trainer after losing the second set to Janko Tipsarevic of Serbia in the second round at the U.S. Open at Arthur Ashe Stadium in NYC today.
Don’t lie: You’ve ALL imagined this very scenario with Andy Roddick before. Though, in my version, he’s the one on his knees. Ohhhhh, zing!
Cristiano Ronaldo practicing with team Real Madrid yesterday with the assistance of my ghost.
Brazilian recording artist Cauby Peixoto, 79, picked up an award for “Best Singer” at the 21st Brazilian Music Awards in Rio de Janeiro on Wednesday. But the real prize should’ve gone to the best damn eyebrows I’ve seen all day. They look like two mud comets painted by Joan Crawford’s ghost. And it looks like he brought out the “special occasions only” wig for the night too. I guess we already know what a certain someone is planning on wearing to ye Olde Medieval Faire this year.
Let’s not ignore his plumped Warheads pout. He gets an A+ from RuPaul’s Drag U. You betta werk.
But Cauby wasn’t born this fabulous. Have a glance at his aging timeline, represented on a scale of “fabulosity” after the jump!
Get ready to deep throat your rosary beads and blow out your pink prayer candle, because gay god has finally answered your prayers. Christina Aguilera, immortal CHER, the guy Miranda Priestly f*cked over, Veronica Mars, Ryan Seacrest’s beard and Alan Cumming round out the cast in the glitzy–and definitely campy–gayquake called Burlesque. The flick sees Xtina as a small-town girl who lands a sh*t job at the aging Burlesque Lounge theater (run by CHER), but longs for a chance on the big stage. But when she finally gets her shot, “things take a dramatic turn when Ali’s big voice makes her become the main attraction of the revue.” DRAMA.
Okay, that’s enough with the pride parade. Time to restore the homo-hetero pH balance in this post:
WATCH THE ‘GAY: THE MOVIE’ BURLESQUE TRAILER AFTER THE JUMP!
Soccer fans couldn’t believe their eyes the moment a man stripped to a provocative g-string and raced across the field in the middle of a game!
The shocking moment unfolded in Brazil on Sunday during a match between Sao Paolo Football Club and Santos Football Club. Stunned players, spectators and TV viewers were taken by surprise when a Santos FC goal celebration was interrupted by a shirtless male field invader who wore a black-and-white stripped g-string and waved a red sarong.
It’s unclear whether it was a show of support or a gibe to the Sao Paolo team (whose uniforms are red and black-and-white stripped).
The bomber’s intriguing and ambiguous physique has made the video an Internet hit. More than a million viewers have circulated the footage, and commenters are divided as to whether the man had pectoral implants or suffers from gynecomastia–a condition that produces an abnormal amount of fatty breast tissue in men. Confused by his muscular tone and well-endowed breasts, several video descriptions have incorrectly labeled the man a “shemale.”
WATCH THE INCREDIBLE VIDEO AFTER THE JUMP!
Year after year, WWE Smackdown somehow gets snubbed by the Emmy’s. For your consideration: wrestler Dolph Ziggler hangs up a picture in daisy dukes.
Does anybody need a cold shower or a male escort right now? I know I do.
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