On my quest to prove that the very orange and very beautiful Cristiano Ronaldo is not made from a plastic mold, I have placed various parts of his body under intense scrutiny. After an ankle injury hiatus, Cristiano has returned to full training with Real Madrid last week. Some snaps of his warm-up reveal he may need a bottle of Head & Shoulders:
Mild tempered, good Irish boy Liam Gallagher was snapped on his way to his car in London yesterday, and being the delicate soul he is, he let the paparazzi know exactly how he felt about it.
After photos of a fusty Geena Davis hit the interwebs last week, the 53-year-old stunner was spotted looking faaaabulous having a ciggy at an outdoor cafe in London.
Seen above, she was snapped looking matronly playing with her children at a park in Santa Monica, Calif.
Yup, she’s still got it.
UPDATE: That’s actually You Spin Me Round singer/tranny beauty Pete Burns, formerly of ’80s band Dead or Alive. We regret the error.
Pete Wentz played DJ at the grand opening of the American Eagle Outfitters in Time Square last night. Doesn’t he look much better now that his hair is growing in from his recent buzz cut?
Leighton Meester also performed some of her songs. Which ones? No clue, they all sound the same.
What were we talking about?
By the way, I was at the party last night — didn’t see any of these people, but I did spot Ugly Betty hotpiece Eric Mabius, who in real life, looks like he stepped out of an incubator. I couldn’t find any pictures of him from the event, but we will just have to work with this–and our imagination:
Holy hell, if Chaz Bono wants to look like a convincing male, he really needs to consider letting some boob out. No man of his size can escape the dreaded man-boobs. Back in June (and in the same outfit), Chaz’s huge bust was untamed–even with them bound, and now his cup size is…Kate Hudson. Do you think he had them sucked out?
Who enjoyed his early years as a tranny/goth Boy-George-like creature before realizing he was a hottie with a big peepee who should become a famous porn star?
Answer after the jump!
NY Post is reporting Israeli newspaper Yedioth Ahronoth has published details on the Sex and the City sequel after getting its hands on a leaked script. For months now, rumors have been circulating about some of the key plot points–the girls being affected by the recession, more marital woes, flashbacks. Most of the changes in the sequel reflect our troubled economy, and an unnamed production insider says the sequel’s wardrobe will be “less over-the-top but still stylish.”
Are you ready for more? Here are all of the juicy details you haven’t heard about yet:
WARNING: SPOILERS AHEAD!
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