Archive for the ‘Food’ Category

Aug
0

Man finds G-string panties INSIDE wrapped dumpling snack

A man in Ghana says he couldn’t believe his eyes the moment he unwrapped a snack and discovered a woman’s G-string panties stuffed INSIDE.

Isaac Ato Nzeh, a 33-year-old professional cameraman, found the shocking surprise when he tried to prepare two Fanti kenkey he purchased a day earlier from a local food vendor. Fanti kenkey is a traditional Ghanian corn dumpling that is commonly sold in a ready-to-cook, raw form as fermented maize dough wrapped in plantain leaves. It’s usually served with a vegetable stew or soup.

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Jul
0

Mel Gibson speaks through fellow lambracist Gordon Ramsay


Nobody knows how to heighten the sense of drama behind an order of lamb like Hell’s Kitchen.

Observe last night’s episode:

Via The Soup

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Jul
1

Who wants some of Ginuwine’s milk?

If you’ve ever sat down and thought: ‘Gee, I’d love to taste Ginuwine’s milk,’ well now you can! The ‘90s R&B singer and hot piece is the new spokesperson of Adult Chocolate Milk, “a new alcoholic beverage that combines chocolate milk with 40-proof vodka.”

And as a bonus, Mr. Elgin Baylor Lumpkin (YOU MEAN GINUWINE ISN’T HIS REAL NAME?!) is a recovering alcoholic. Which pretty much means: THIS SHIT IS GOING TO BE GOOD!

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Jun
4

Cheetos with hot cheese served as high school lunch!

This image shows hot cheese sauced poured over Cheetos served in bag with a fork. It’s a meal served at a Calif. high school cafeteria that has outraged one student and has reignited the debate on nutrition in American schools.

The student submitted this image to a health foods blog and expressed concerns. He says the school offers the meal in a “competitive foods” line, and it serves as a meal alternative for students who don’t have the time to wait in long lunch lines.

“I really hate seeing this kind of food going around at the school because it probably causes some of the most long term problems in any of the kids at my school. I’m not going to lie, many kids at my school are overweight. One student was so big, he broke his ankle just by trying to run.”

He added: “If this kind of food is the only food a student can get at his school without wasting his whole day waiting in line, well every kid is going to have to pack bag lunches to school for the rest of their high school lives.”

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May
1

Furious teen stabs mom over cheeseburger!

A Toledo mother was stabbed with a butcher knife by her teenage son after he became furious that she didn’t bring him a cheeseburger.

According to reports, Vergie Williams was attacked by her son around 1 a.m. on Friday. She says she gave her 18-year-old son Aaron Williams money for food earlier in the day, but he spent it on marijuana instead. And when he got “the munchies” by the time she returned, he flew into a rage when he saw that she had bought food for herself–and none for him.

“He said ‘If you don’t have no food for me, then you can’t eat none,’ then he slapped the sandwich out my hand,” the victim told WUPW Fox Toledo.

That’s when he pulled out a butcher knife and stabbed her in the arm. Without missing a beat, the victim pulled out a knife of her own and stabbed her son on the hand–and then he fled.

The defendant is in police custody and is facing felony assault charges for allegedly stabbing his mother. Incredibly, he called her to ask that she post his bail, but she says she doesn’t plan to communicate with him ever again.

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May
1

Woman sees face of demon in pear

A New Zealand woman says she’s horrified by what she discovered when she opened a can of pear halves: The face of a demon in a pear.

Wendy McMahon told The Southland Times that she opened the Budget brand Pear Halves in syrup on May 1 and discovered the sinister presence carved in the fruit on her second helping.

“I thought `oh my God, is that a face’… it really kind of shocked me,”
she said.

She left a voicemail for the manufacturer even though she felt “embarrassed”, and then took photos and uploaded it to Facebook, TV3 and listed it for sale on auction site Trade Me.

A representative for the company returned her call and assured her that the manufacturing process was entirely automated and there was no possibility of foul play. McMahon said the representative became angry when she revealed she had gone public with the find.

She submitted photos of the pear to the woman and later received a letter and a $15 voucher. The representative wanted the pear and can to investigate the matter.

On Friday, the representative told her that people at a Chinese plant checked the fruit as a quality control measure during the production. And somehow, the bizarre incident occurred. She offered a $30 voucher for the trouble.

“I said that wasn’t good enough, then she turned on me and got nasty again – she said `you’re just after money aren’t you?’ – I asked her to send the pear back,” McMahon said.

Although the fruit wasn’t returned, she says she’s more disturbed the way she was treated than the demonic face on the pear.

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Apr
1

America’s Got Talent

OMFG. You will not believe what this gal is capable of: Watch her make sweet love to a banana with her mouth, and this video even has a climatic happy ending! I’ve never seen a banana jiz before, have you?


One Girl,One Banana
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This woman among women has inspired me so much, I might release a similar video that shows me performing a hands-free method for making chocolate-covered bananas. I’ve included a teaser image  just to show you I’m not f*cking around. Check it out after the jump!

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