Beyonce got a little weird. Lady GaGa got a little normal. That’s basically the premise of Video Phone, the latest music video by Beyonce featuring the Gentleman. It’s very trippy, and I say watch this after you drop some magic mushrooms or acid–you’ll really get the message then. You know Gentleman GaGa added some subliminal messages and shit. What do you make of the video?
Here are a few ideas I have on what it all means:
This scenes establishes a message Beyonce has echoed for years: “I make a hotter looking Rihanna, than Rihanna.”
In this scene, a universal truth is revealed: The black-and-white cookie is the best cookie of all time.
Katie Price’s eyebrows and lips were hella thick after a stop for some Botox fillers and such at a Beverly Hills clinic last night . Earlier she wrapped up an interview on Chelsea Lately (DVR set: check.), and it was recently announced that she will be back on UK reality TV for a stint on “I’m a Celebrity…”
Is she slowly morphing into Sylvester Stallone’s ageless and stunning mother, Jackie?
The Photoshop fairy was a little too generous with Heather Locklear’s promo photo for her much anticipated return to current snoozer Melrose Place on November 17. By now you’ve heard Colin Egglesfield and Ashlee Simpson-Wentz haven been given the boot, as hotpiece Nick Zano moves in. Sounds like a fair trade to me! Check out the new promo video released today:
Beautiful occasional-lady Adam Lambert is tired of hearing the whining about his tranny fierce album cover, For Your Entertainment, and has taken to Twitter to defend his artistic vision:
Thank you to those who appreciate and understand that the album cover is deliberately campy,” he wrote this morning. “It’s an omage [sic] to the past. It IS ridiculous.
“For those that don’t get it: oh well…Glad to have gotten your attention,” he added. “Androgyny. Rock n Roll.”
He’s right, it is an homage–to his Lisa Frank Trapper Keeper past–and I love it!
X Factor is better than American Idol in every way. Aside from the superior graphics, and contestants with far less body fat than Idol, X Factor has one thing American Idol is in desperate need of: A bitch.
No, Ryan Seacrest doesn’t count.
X Factor’s resident bitch Dannii Minogue is the beautiful and less talented sister of Kylie Minogue. And I’d like to thank her for creating what could possibly be known as the most uncomfortable moment in TV history–of all time. After contestant Danyl Johnson’s rendition of the Jennifer Hudson anthem And I’m Telling You–with the lyrics altered to make it appear as if he was singing to a woman–Dannii Minogue called out the white elephant in the room. See, Danyl recently revealed to reporters that he’s George Michael bisexual. That means he’ll have the fish–and–chicken dinner. Greedy bastard. Dannii–mixing a bit of humor and bitchery (my kind of gal)–decided to call him out and basically let him know that since he fancies the lads as much as he does the ladies, he had no reason to change the lyrics. ‘If we’re to believe what we read in the papers, there was no need to switch the gender reference in that song,’ she told him.
That’s when things got all kinds of awkward.
The simple, funny and slightly bitchy comment caused a flood of complaints to the network on Saturday, forcing Dannii to issue an apology on her blog that she was ‘mortified’ that her comments had been ‘misinterpreted.’ And apologized yet again on the live Sunday night results broadcast.
Here’s the performance and the uncomfy bisexual joke:
Okay folks, feel free to chime in here, but what did you really think of the Gentleman GaGa vs. Madonna sketch on last night’s Saturday Night Live with host Ryan Reynolds? Oh, that’s right. Ryan Reynolds was the host last night, but the entire show was typically unfunny, and Reynolds was mostly forgettable. Well, except for this scene:
I remember that quite well.
But let’s face it: If Ryan Reynolds isn’t showing any skin, who really cares? Okay, back to Gentleman GaGa and Madonna: The two masters of the gay universe were pitted in a goofy, slightly weird, “catfight” sketch for a weird show called “Deep House Dish” hosted by Kenan Thompson (though, it seemed like Bruno should’ve hosted that show). “What the hell is a disco stick?” cried Madonna to GaGa. “Hey, guess what Madonna? I’m totally hotter than you!,” GaGa yelled back. “What kind of name is Lady Gaga? It sounds like baby food,” Madge quipped. Okay, that was the ONE funny line. Kenan then asked the girls to kiss each other–which left me anticipating a smooch a la the infamous Britney and Madonna kiss at the MTV Video Music Awards. Kenan stuck his face between the two, and made it a three way.
Project Rungway winner and uber ferosh fashion wunderkind Christian Siriano is the show’s most successful alums to date. He just garnered rave reviews after his second spring Fashion Week showing, has a shoe line for Payless stores, and is now promoting his style book, Fierce Style: How To Be Your Most Fabulous Self, in stores Oct. 5. Never one to hold his tongue back when it comes to fashion, he was featured in Sunday’s NY Post where he played guest editor for the paper’s style section and dished on who was fierce, who was a hot mess and who was a hot tranny mess.
I included a link to my scanned copy here and a few of my favorites in the jump!
On Mischa Barton:
At the Herve Leger show (at left):
“This is kind of fabulous. Her boobs look good. I’m loving her.”
At the Style 360 What Comes Around Goes around party (at right):
“I mean, this is kind of scary.”
On stylist to the stars Victor at the Badgley Mischka show:
“Oh no, honey. I’m sorry. I love a drag, I do. But you can’t wear heels with a men’s daywear outfit. It’s too much.
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