A Florida man who attacked another man was arrested after police were able to identify him by the victim’s description–he had a dollar sign tattooed on his face. Deshawn Montaye McQueen, 30, was arrested for crack cocaine possession and was charged with felony aggravated battery after an officer remembered a man with a ‘$’ tattooed on his face had an arrest warrant. Epic.
Give him the death penalty.
A pissed off ex-girlfriend (possibly/most likely) is spreading a hate campaign on a doucheface in Brooklyn.
Jon Gosselin and Levi Johnston are clearly over-joyed on the NYC set of a taping for The Insider yesterday. They look like they’ve just been told “the check will take 6-12 weeks to process,” and then “say cheeeese.”
A 28-year-old man recently named by a Florida magazine as one of its hottest and coolest bachelors of 2009, was arrested–in drag–after he falsely pulled a fire alarm, twice, at a nightclub.
Ingmar “Iggy” Sprude, 28, appeared on the October issue of Gulfshore Life magazine’s cover, and was profiled for being hot, single and “cool.” Turns out he’s just a douchebag and has really, really great arms.
Dressed as Pamela Anderson from Baywatch, he pulled a fire alarm at a Halloween party at a Naples, Fla. nightclub–causing a 20 minute evacuation. Then he decided it would be cool to do it again, causing another 20 minute evacuation.
That’s when security guards decided to look at surveillance footage and saw a sloppy, manly-looking hot mess pulling the prank. Sprude has posted bond.
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A Wisconsin woman was arrested for driving drunk after she called 911 to report herself.
Mary Strey, 49, was driving home after a night of bar hopping on Saturday, and contacted authorities to report a drunk driver. When she was asked if she was following the drunk driver, she responded that she was the driver–and the dispatcher asked her to park on the side of the road.
She was arrested after failing sobriety tests and told officers she had seven or eight brandy and Cokes at different bars.
It may be puzzling that she called 911 on herself, but I’d just say it’s clearly a sign and plea for help. I know you all are having an internal struggle right now–deciding whether to applaud this woman for doing the right thing, or you might be thinking: damn, this bitch is stupid. Both are okay responses. Just listening to the dispatcher’s conversation with her, you can just see him saying the latter.
Part of the 911 call:
Dispatch: You behind them?
Mary Strey: No, I am them.
Dispatch: You am them?
Mary Strey: Yes, I am them.
Dispatch: Okay, so you want to call and report you’re driving drunk?
Mary Strey: Yes.
Dispatch: Are you still driving right now? You want to stop driving before you get in an accident.
Mary Strey: Yes, I will stop.
Dispatch: You want to stop right now.
Mary Strey: Yes, I will stop right now.
Two Iowa men who painted their faces with a Sharpie permanent marker to resemble a mask were arrested on burglary charges after the pair attempted to break into an apartment.
According to reports, police responded to an attempted burglary call, when they pulled over a car matching the suspects vehicle and found Matthew McNelly, 23, and Joey Miller, 20, with their faces scribbled with the marker.
Both men were arrested and face second-degree burglary charges, and McNelly was also charged with DUI.
A pissed off Florida mother of an 8-year-old boy has taken to psychic threats and karmic justice to express her rage at a thief who made off with her son’s bicycle. She posted a note to a utility pole in her front yard that reads:
“To the slimeball that stole my little boy’s bike from this house,” the sign says. “Ever heard of karma, you idiot? My only regret is that I will never know what kind of hell your selfish act is going to bring down on you. You better watch your back dude, cause your payback is coming.”
I’d hate to see what happens if you steal the TV guide from her Sunday paper or step on her Birkenstocks.
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