The question that keeps you up all night: What’s better than little kids (but not nearly as good as drag queens) performing Lady Gaga and Beyonce? Well, look up. That’s right–LITTLE ADULTS!

Watch Terra Jole as “MINI GAGA” and Tonya Banks as “MINI BEYONCE” have a turn at Telephone in a performance after a Zephyrs baseball game in New Orleans, recorded in June.

As you’ll see, these girls are STARS–the crowd went completely wild for them. Especially this guy:

He gets a lot of camera time, so pay attention to how animated he gets.

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Ice-T’s glamor goddess wife Coco’s talents are apparently endless. The glamor model posted two new images to celebrate surpassing 100,000 Twitter followers, revealing that she used to study ballet and can still strike a pose–in 8-inch heels!!!  Coco has the best of both worlds, beauty AND grace! She wrote [sic]: “These are called, 8inch ballet Heels & whats crazy is holding & balancing with a pose while all your weight is totally on your toes!!I personally took these bikini ballet pics for my Twitter fans when I reached 100,000 followers..I wanted to do something special and didn’t know if my body could physically still do these dance moves.”

She added: “Both Ballet pics were taken in my home and Ice was my personal photographer.I call this my statuesque Photo.Not too many people know I was a dancer almost my whole life from Jazz,tap,Ballet and HipHop… I show it as I pose in most of my pics…. (also again notice the 8inch ballet heels.)”

Really? So it’s her “dancing background” that I’ve been looking at in her photos this whole time? I always thought it was just her ass, now I know there’s some “depth” to it. Whatever.

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Dancing With the Stars breakout Julianne Hough’s music video for song “Is That so Wrong?” answers the very same question it poses. It premiered on Wednesday and has that rare combination of “sexy” and “random a** s**t” we don’t get to see anymore. Take for instance, this scene:

I close my case. It’s a weird music video that sees stripper moves in a patchwork of looks from some of the most HIGHLY INFLUENTIAL RECORDING ARTISTS OF OUR TIME!  So just which pop diva is Julianne Hough trying to be? For your consideration:

Don’t look at me.

Dollar Store Jessica Simpson.

Total Britney look!

I don’t know what this is, but I like it. It’s a metaphor for something, certainly not her beau Ryan Seacrest.

This is a stretch, but work with me. Creepy single girl in an apartment way too large for her and beyond her ability to afford = JLo’s If You Had My Love.

There’s something about this that channels strippers AND Wonky Paris Hilton.

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Dallas police arrested a woman who tried to hold-up a convenience store by intimidating a store clerk with her dancing.

Video surveillance allegedly shows Theresa Hutchinson–and her male partner who remains at large– barreling in a 7-Eleven store, reports Fox News 4. The man jumps over the counter and begins stuffing a bag with cigarettes while Hutchinson allegedly begins dancing on the tabletop to distract the clerk. Her oddball behavior was thought to be influenced by drugs, according to the source.

Police say the clerk was frightened at first, but when he realized they didn’t have any weapons, he grabbed a stick to defend himself. That’s when the woman jumped off the counter and tried to back him away from her partner by dancing again. But both men begin arguing and a struggle ensued. Hutchinson then grabs a checkout scanner and tries to strike the clerk, but he over powered her partner and wrangled away the bag filled with cigarettes. The suspects fled.

After Fox News 4 aired the odd footage, viewers were able to identify the dancing woman and tipped authorities.

Hutchinson is now behind bars on robbery charges and police say her partner, along with a third person, are responsible for another robbery in the area.

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My alternate title for this post was “How America’s Got Talent destroyed an 11-year-old’s dreams, mwahahahahahahahahahaha.”

Our AGT darkhorse, rapper CJ Dippa, was slowly tortured by presenter Nick Cannon in a slow motion announcement of which semi finals act was moving forward in the competition. Although we had to say goodbye to the 6th grader Wednesday night, we can all say HELLLLLOW NURSE to hot piece 32-year-old Frenchman hip-hop dancer Haspop (yup, that’s his name, Haspop) who has made the cut.

Songbird Debra Romer, dance troupe Studio One Young Beasts Society and singer Jeremy Vanschoonhoven will join Haspop, along with other finalists from last week, in the semifinals.

Watch performances by Haspop and CJ Dippa from the Tuesday show after the jump!

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America’s Got Talent 11-year-old rapper CJ Dippa tells judge Sharon Osbourne about how he comes up with his doosh doosh doosh after his performance in Hollywood last night. And then Sharon has to “go there” and  backhandedly calls him a douche. CJ DIPPA 4LYF!!!

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Every high school needs one of these guys. According to the video description, he choreographed these moves himself. Huh, like we didn’t know that already.

Via Gawker TV