Archive for the ‘Commercials’ Category

Nov
1

Pharrell’s GAP holiday cheer commercial sucks

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Pharrell teamed up with GAP to create its musical backdrop for Go Ho Ho — its newest commercial in its latest holiday campaign launched on Friday. What do you think? There whole “holiday cheer” series is just blaaaah to me. Pharrell also teamed up with GAP on a bio-friendly clothing line “Do The Right Thing,” available in pop up locations.

View more GAP ads here.

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Nov
0

Guys with Long Stubbies!

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Ladies (and fellas): If you haven’t seen a guy with a long stubbie yet, you don’t know what you’re missing.

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Nov
0

Huntington Learning Center’s new commercial

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Hunting Learning Center has a brand new commercial on TV–and it’s a shot-by-shot remake of their ’90s “Fighting Doesn’t Work” advert that they’ve been running for nearly a decade. Even the red head chick looks the same. What do you think? How about the tranny mom at the end?

New commercial:

Old commercial:

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Oct
1

Shake Weight: The masturbating-style workout device for men

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Three men, standing around–wielding, long, hard vibrating devices. It’s like any normal day in the locker room of a David Barton Gym. (You NYC folks know what I mean *WINK*)

Meet the Shake Weight: A revolutionary Terminator dildo (possibly sent from the future–or the gods), that debuted on the Ellen show on Friday.

And if it’s good enough for Ellen Degeneres, you know this sh*t is good. Real good.

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Oct
1

Levi Johnston putting nuts in his mouth for debut commercial

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Daddy Levi Johnston’s first foray into the modeling/acting world is for the “Get Crackin” Wonderful Pistachio campaign. He’s featured with a body guard and a an announcer who says “Now Levi Johnston does it with protection,” as he throws the nuts into his mouth. Just do Playgirl already, Levi.

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Sep
0

Evil Ken

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According to this 1973 commercial for Barbie, all it takes to make a Ken doll a “bad guy” is a mustache and all of a sudden he’s Tom Selleck’s evil twin. Or if you attach some chops to his clean shaven face, he becomes a dream boat a la Peter Gallagher.

What happens if you give him a soul patch?

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Via BuzzFeed

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Sep
0

Carrot Top is like a fine wine

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Carrot Top–one of the most beautiful women of our time–seems to only get better looking with age, don’t you agree? And she’s starring alongside A-listers Erik Estrada and some dude from NASCAR in the latest Burger King commercial. I could really care less about the commercial, but I would love to raise an important question and get some feedback from you:

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DOES ERIK ESTRADA WEAR A WIG?

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