I can’t begin to tell you how much I look forward to hearing Roz from the 1-800-ASK-GARY commercials tells me to ‘GET REAL.’ So I’ll just let you watch for yourself and you too will become a fan. he he huh he!!!

Meet Lexa, the Geico pig! Lexa’s the latest mascot for the insurance brand in a lolz new commercial spot. I’m not sure if Lexa’s a guy or girl because the only female pig I’ve ever seen looks like THIS, but isn’t (s)he adorable? Watch the commercial below and have a giggle. I know it made me go wee wee wee!!! And now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to clean up my seat.

Geico, please give us more pork. I have a feeling the public will embrace Lexa so well, the gecko is going to become old news and possibly Nic Cage homeless. In fact, I think it’s already starting to happen:

How sad. It’s the same fate most child-actor geckos face. Well, homelessness beats the other alternative for out-of-work green creatures:

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I’ll take two, please, in size XXL ‘cuz I plan to wear it backward.

Check out Beyonce demonstrating the power of L’Oreal Infallible’s lipstick in a new commercial. Kisses, sips, dabs, it’s still there. But if you’re looking for something to stay on even after performing some sucky-sucky, may I recommend Avon lipstick. I know this because a drag queen friend told me all the trade secrets of hookers.

My favorite moment:

Via Miss Jia

Tennis darling Roger Federer actually has some acting skills! Check out the 16-time Grand Slamp champ in this funny commercial for the Wilson BLX racquets.

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Shamed ShamWow and Slap Chop frontman Vince Shlomi gets his big comeback hawking Eminem’s new album Recovery (in stores Monday), after his career stalled for beating up a hooker in a Miami hotel back in March. I guess Vince recovered nicely even though that hooker bit off his tongue!

He suggests using the CD for chopping things–onions, cheese, meat. If you buy this album,  suggest you start with your ears.

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How brilliant is this Bravo summer promotion? All of the Bravolebrities are in the house–Padma, Nene, the DSL Flipper, Kathy Griffin, the Jersey and Atlanta Housewives, a very preggo Bethenny Frankel and master of ceremonies Daddy Cohen with Tardy for the Party songbird Kim Zolciak. Is it just me or has Bravo really evolved into such a great network?

Okay, maybe it’s just me.

Commercial:

The spot also features Macy Gray’s Kissed It, from her forthcoming album, The Sellout, due June 22.

I love the song, have a listen: