On my quest to prove that the very orange and very beautiful Cristiano Ronaldo is not made from a plastic mold, I have placed various parts of his body under intense scrutiny. After an ankle injury hiatus, Cristiano has returned to full training with Real Madrid last week. Some snaps of his warm-up reveal he may need a bottle of Head & Shoulders:
Mild tempered, good Irish boy Liam Gallagher was snapped on his way to his car in London yesterday, and being the delicate soul he is, he let the paparazzi know exactly how he felt about it.
Butterface finished second in his heat to score a qualification spot at the Swimming World Cup in Berlin. Last week he admitted that his performance at the Stockholm World Cup was disappointing because he “wasn’t in the best shape.” I’m glad he’s still in the game so we can get more lovely facial expressions like this one!
Chris Brown broke out the stretch pants and pulled some nifty moves at Houston’s last Saturday.
After photos of a fusty Geena Davis hit the interwebs last week, the 53-year-old stunner was spotted looking faaaabulous having a ciggy at an outdoor cafe in London.
Seen above, she was snapped looking matronly playing with her children at a park in Santa Monica, Calif.
Yup, she’s still got it.
UPDATE: That’s actually You Spin Me Round singer/tranny beauty Pete Burns, formerly of ’80s band Dead or Alive. We regret the error.
Pete Wentz played DJ at the grand opening of the American Eagle Outfitters in Time Square last night. Doesn’t he look much better now that his hair is growing in from his recent buzz cut?
Leighton Meester also performed some of her songs. Which ones? No clue, they all sound the same.
What were we talking about?
By the way, I was at the party last night — didn’t see any of these people, but I did spot Ugly Betty hotpiece Eric Mabius, who in real life, looks like he stepped out of an incubator. I couldn’t find any pictures of him from the event, but we will just have to work with this–and our imagination:
Beyonce got a little weird. Lady GaGa got a little normal. That’s basically the premise of Video Phone, the latest music video by Beyonce featuring the Gentleman. It’s very trippy, and I say watch this after you drop some magic mushrooms or acid–you’ll really get the message then. You know Gentleman GaGa added some subliminal messages and shit. What do you make of the video?
Here are a few ideas I have on what it all means:
This scenes establishes a message Beyonce has echoed for years: “I make a hotter looking Rihanna, than Rihanna.”
In this scene, a universal truth is revealed: The black-and-white cookie is the best cookie of all time.
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