Archive for the ‘Cartoons’ Category

Jul
0

Psychological thriller ‘Yogi Bear 3D’ first look

Beloved PB&J lovin’ toon Yogi Bear gets the 3D treatment in a new live-action movie. Dan Aykroyd and not-singer Justin Timberlake star as Yogi and Boo Boo, Christine Taylor as Cindy, Anna Faris, Tom Cavanagh,  Andrew Daly and T.J. Miller star as real people. You have to hear JT’s voice as Boo Boo–it sounds exactly like the original cartoon voice. Studio magic? Or castration? I’ll leave it to you to decide.

Yogi Bear 3D hits theaters on December 17. Here’s the premise and trailer:

Jellystone Park has been losing business, so greedy Mayor Brown (Daly) decides to shut it down and sell the land. That means families will no longer be able to experience the natural beauty of the outdoors — and, even worse, Yogi (Aykroyd) and Boo Boo (Timberlake) will be tossed out of the only home they’ve ever known. Faced with his biggest challenge ever, Yogi must prove that he really is “smarter than the average bear” as he and Boo Boo join forces with their old nemesis Ranger Smith (Cavanagh) to find a way to save Jellystone Park from closing forever.

Eh, it doesn’t tickle my pickle. My vision for a Yogi Bear live-action remake would include bears throwing poop at each other and eating salmon whole. Some karate too. And maybe a human chase scene  worth of a segment on I Shouldn’t Be Alive. Yeah, so I’m basically rooting for the big screen version of this:

And for those Hanna-Barbera fans who prefer pussy to bears (don’t you all raise your hands at the same time now), this obviously opens the door to the long-awaited SNAGGLEPUSS movie!!!


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Jul
0

Susan Boyle fulfills destiny as a boil on an ass in Futurama

Call me crazy, but I think someone’s implying that Susan Boyle isn’t the prettiest, most delicate flower in the bunch. Her image as a boil–named Susan–on someone’s ass in Cartoon Network’s Futurama was voiced by Craig Ferguson.

Hey, at least she’s not hemorrhoid!

EXCLUSIVE FOR TABLOID PRODIGY READERS: After the jump, an image of Paris Hilton as a Herpes outbreak and an image of Lindsay Lohan as an asshole!

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Jun
4

Tyler Perry sues ‘Boondocks’ for gay parody!

Tyler Perry recently got the parody treatment in a hilarious episode of The Boondocks, but the director/actor isn’t the one laughing. According to MediaTakeOut.com, he’s suing Boondocks creator Aaron McGruder in an attempt to stop future broadcasts of the episode that allegedly fingers (giggles, I said fingers) Tyler Perry as a closeted homosexual with a penchant for muscular, light-skinned men. You mean there’s a possibility that Tyler Perry is gay? Well I don’t want to get sued, so I’ll let Wendy Williams explain his sexuality.

From MTO:

Remember a few days ago when we showed you an episode of The Boondocks which was supposed to be about Tyler Perry?

The one that made Tyler look like a flamboyant gay dude – who SEXUALLY HARASSED all the men around him. Well word on the street is that Tyler is trying to SHUT IT DOWN!!!

According to one fairly reliable MediaTakeOut.com snitch, Tyler has contacted a TOP ATLANTA LAW FIRM and will be seeking an INJUNCTION – to stop you from EVER SEEING that episode again.

Whatever. IT WAS FUNNY!  Watch the full episode after the jump!

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Jan
1

Conan vs. Jay Leno as told by Hong Kong news CGI

From the same folks who brought you the Tiger Woods saga in CGI animation, here’s the story of Conan vs. Jay vs. NBC.

Shouldn’t every news story get the CGI treatment?!

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Dec
0

Picture of the day: Super ‘emo’ friends

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Dec
0

Chinese Tiger Woods CGI reenactment is AWESOME

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Next up, Tareq and Michaele Salahi White House party crashing reenactment would be epic.

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Nov
0

Picture of the day: Old man yells at cloud

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