I asked, you answered. According to last week’s poll, your favorite butterface-of-the-moment is Lady GaGa with 55% of the vote. Followed by Kanye West at 32% and Heidi Montag at 13%. Keep voting!

A cross-eyed man was arrested after he crashed into a Kansas City, Mo. movie theater on Wednesday.
According to reports, police attempted to pull over Sterling Devine, but he ran two stop signs and a red light before he crashed his car into the theater. He then shattered his car window with a baseball bat and tried to crawl out of the car until police subdued him with the old high voltage treatment, which–by the way–didn’t help to correct that eye. He should just pretend that he didn’t have crossed eyes until they Tasered his ass, and sue the city to get some sympathy money for that hideous thing.

Via KCTV

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Andy Samberg fucks a fish’s brains out in a lolz music video from his group The Lonely Island. It also features an appearance from Seth Rogen, who had a turn as “Saturday Night Live” host this weekend.

From yesterday’s “60 Minutes”, Andy Rooney said he will be eagerly awaiting the loser’s concession speech, and in this video, he dissects presidential race concession speeches of the past.
It seems like the “losers” usually take the high road and thank supporters and congratulate the winner. Usually. But the one moment of truth came out in a concession statement when Harry Truman beat Henry Wallace in 1948. A conscientious staff member wrote a congratulatory note for Wallace to send to Harry Truman.

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When women go wrong, men go right after them - Mae West

Movies
that put bad girls where they belong — in the spotlight. Take a look
at some of cinema’s most beloved man-manipulating vixens, dutifully
rewarded in pop culture with some of the greatest one-liners and scenes
of all time. What are your favorites?

Here are my fave characters and quotes:

1. “When I’m good, I’m very good. When I’m bad, I’m better” – Mae West

2. “I’m not bad, I’m just drawn that way” – Jessica Rabbit, “Who Framed Roger Rabbit”

3. “I know how you feel. You don’t know if you want to hit me or kiss me; I get a lot of that.” -Madonna, “Dick Tracy”

These are the kind of commercials you don’t skip — parodies. The products, of course, don’t exist–but if they did, the commercials certainly make you want them. In this post i’ve included my faves, what are yours?

Kissable
Sorry it’s in French, but no translations are necessary here. Eddie Murphy plays an advertising executive working on a campaign for a new lipstick called Kissable. He allows his sex-crazed assistant to produce the commercial, and it pretty much turns out as PG porn. The model featured in the parody commercial engages in VERY sexually suggestive acts–deep throating a lipstick, banana–tonguing cherries, etc. She puts everything down her mouth but a penis.

George Michael Auto Security System   
E!’s “Talk Soup” created this hysterical commercial that poked fun at George Michael’s falling-asleep-at-the-wheel antics that occurred during his headline-making drug and alcohol fueled nights out.

Homocil
“Saturday Night Live” parodied drug commercials with Homocil – medication that helps parents cope with their gay children.

Mom Jeans
Another “SNL” classic about unflattering jeans.

Wrap it up box
This has to be one of “Chappelle Show’s” most memorable skit: A perfect device to end boring or awkward moments

Crystal Waters music video
This one isn’t a commercial, but it’s a great parody of Crystal Waters’ “Gypsy Woman” from “In Living Color”– and it happens to be the best parody I’ve seen. It’s very true that many of Crystal Waters’ songs have craptastic lyrics that serve as filler for an awesome catchy chorus (see “100% Pure Love“)

Soul Glo
Eddie Murphy’s “Coming to America” has to be one of my favorite movies of all time. It’s comedy gold! Soul Glo is a gheri curl product included in the movie..

Covergirl cosmetics
The product isn’t fake, but the commercial is! “America’s Next Top Model” alum Jade has to improvise a commercial for Covergirl cosmetics, and it results in what’s best described as a drag show.