It’s nice to see that when it counts, Chris Brown is truly a gentleman.

And hopefully, you all can read through the sarcasm by now when it comes to any posts related to him.

On the night of the car valet mishap, Chris was partying it up at the Emerson Theatre in Hollywood (where he took over the stage and gave an impromptu and unwanted mini-concert) and gave some advice on how guys should make sure their ladies know their place — in a song, no less.

And yes, it was all caught on video so the world could take notice.

Chris said, “You GOTTA say that one thing to her … Don’t make me have to tell you again, that’s my p***y baby! … so you better not give it away!”

“So every person in this motherf**king building, if you got a bad bitch you better say that s**t to her, or she might f**k another n***a.”

I know, guys — who would’ve thought it could all be so simple.

Check out Chris’ special song after the jump.

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