Butterface is Men’s Fitness magazine’s latest cover boy for the Jan. 2013 issue.

The 27-year-old received a lengthy profile on his retirement and path to becoming the most-decorated Olympian of all time. Feel free to read more about that here if you can get past the hypnotic mammaries on the cover. It’s too bad the editors ignored my “scratch and sniff” special issue suggestion.

So what does a retired Olympian do with all of his free time?

Girls and beer. Duh.

Last week he caused a stir in Houston when he was celebrating local TV host and model Maggie Flecknoe’s birthday at a classy restaurant, after shotgunning a beer with a harem.

An observer took to Facebook to report the celebrity sighting and made the local news: “Just saw a Michael Phelps shotgun a beer at this fine dining establishment.”