Have they not seen his movies? Or viral videos? Did they think this would end any other way?

Saturday Night Live aired it’s annual Christmas show (and winter finale) last night and in true form, invited a whole bunch of random celebrities to take part in the sketches, including the hilarious yet sometimes vulgar Samuel L. Jackson.

Of course, the man doesn’t really do anything half-ass and in a moment that was meant to parody many of his character traits in movies (see: excessive cursing), he let out not one but two of them… which went uncensored on the East Coast airwaves.

The segment was cleared up for the West Coast repeat, but the damage was done. Even Kenan Thompson, who was in the skit with Jackson, had some fun at his expense.

“Come on, Sam, that costs money”, he said while in character, relaying to the fact that the FCC comes after moments like these — although the skit in question aired well after midnight, so they’ll probably be fine.

Check out the unintentionally hilarious moment above.

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You would think with the country’s economy and the way certain people in the world are, folks would restrain from shelling out loads of dough to see someone like Katt Williams, whose performances either end in threats, bloodshed or both. Even simply talking to the guy might cause you some kind of injury.

But people are a strange bunch, so it makes sense that many would’ve paid to see him “perform” on Friday night in Kansas City. The good news? Katt didn’t threaten or attack anyone during the show.

The bad news: there was no show — literally. Katt cancelled the concert 15 minutes before he was supposed to hit the stage.

There was no reason given for the cancellation and Katt did the same thing for two other shows last week as well.

I’m sure people are disappointed, but at least everyone left the way they came: without injury.

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Oh, no… the world really is going to end, isn’t it?

Everyone on Earth realizes the craziness, oddity and all around WTF-nature of Lindsay Lohan nowadays. But now, something even stranger has happened — something no one ever saw coming.

The girl’s had an epiphany: she realizes she’s a mess, too!

According to sources, she had hoped that the completion of her jewel heist trial requirements in March meant that she had started fresh and moved on from past mistakes, but she realizes now that nothing much has changed and has become an even worse mess than she already was.

More after the jump.

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Like the song itself says, “Oooh, she fell in love”!

Singer Kelly Clarkson shared a huge surprise on her Twitter last night: she’s about to be a married woman.

“I’M ENGAGED!!!!”, she posted. “I wanted y’all to know!! Happiest night of my life last night! I am so lucky and am with the greatest man ever :”

That man is Brandon Blackstock, the son of her current manager.

And considering she was already in such a sharing mood, she showed off her quite impressive engagement ring via WhoSay.

“It’s a yellow canary diamond with diamonds around it…Brandon designed it with [jeweler] Johnathon Arndt! They did an amazing job! I can’t wait to make Brandon’s ring with Johnathon as well!”

Glad she’s finally found some happiness. Congrats to the very happy couple!

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